Hi...Miss me lately?

[riott007]

I'm back..sort of but not really. I just thought I would stop in and say hello. This thread will have no agenda so feel free to derail this if you want. (*But at least say hello to me first*)

I thought I would update you on what I have been doing since I have been gone? Has it been two days? two weeks? Who knows. Time does fly by. So an update? Yeah, I haven't been doing anything. Nothing what so ever. I thought about doing that one thing but changed my mind so I never did it. I probably won't ever do it not even if money was offered. (or a snack cake)

Have you been wondering if I have missed you? Why yes! Indeed, I have. (Mefune, Jazzx, Eobaggs, Tigereyes and Del..congrats on the good member badge) I have missed all you wonderful people and have planted a tree in your honor. (I found Jesus while I was gone...sorry, that burst-ed out..Praise BE!) Crap...somebody just told me "bursted" is not a word. I'm going to hell!!

Answering a few questions I have received:

Am I planning on making a movie soon? WHAAAA? since when do I make movies? bwhahaha you crazy people.

Are you doing voice-overs anymore? No. Those voices are just sucking the life out of me. Plus, it distracts me from torturing small animals. (*Stuffed animals...not real ones..especially not the cute ones like baby seals. I don't even own a gun or know how to fashion my own wooden club. I haven't put any lipstick on a cat in years... )


Will I watch your movie and give you an honest review? Honestly, no. I mean that in the most honest and sincere way. Because you people disturb me...Also, I'm too busy being self absorbed and watching Invention (crack heads) on TV. If I wanted to be honest..I would tell you to shave some back hair.

Well, I better wrap this up. I hope everybody welcomes me back with open arms for the few minutes that I am here. I should be back soon when I am mentally well and have taken sufficient amount of vitamins. Hugs and kisses, love with a donkey...see you on the flip side.

Riott Q Porkenskin

[Killian]

Hello sweety (hugs)

...goes off to find a shaver... damned women and their anti-hairy back standpoint...

[Chris62]

Hi Riott you can watch my movies anytime good too see you at TMU.
No shaving back for me no back hair.
I hope too see you make a movie soon and i'm glad you did my movie before you stop doing vo's.
And i thank you for that.
Hope to see you more often at TMU.

[Orky]

Invention (crack heads) on TV.

This typo makes the crack heads cry.

Welcome back. Your movies make me feel funny.

- Orky

[Nukester]

Great to see you back Riott! Hope to see some new content in the future :001_smile:

[JohnnyEx]

I :wub: Riott...

[goofparade]

. I haven't put any lipstick on a cat in years...


Riott Q Porkenskin

Yes, but I have it on very good authority that you have indeed dressed up said cat into one very small baby outfit/jumper and had him dance about the living room... for nickels or perhaps even treats.

Keep stopping by,we do miss you, I didn't know that your last name was Porkenskin... and that your middle initial was Q. I learn something new every time you stop by!

That's just super!!
:drool:

[riott007]

Thanks for the kind welcome backs.

I apologize for my one spelling error. It was "Intervention." I guess I'm the only one here that can't make any spelling errors. :2:

[Orky]

Thanks for the kind welcome backs.

I apologize for my one spelling error. It was "Intervention." I guess I'm the only one here that can't make any spelling errors. :2:

Aboslutely. No typos heree.

- Okry.

[kuroken]

Miss you?

Of course. But just knowing you're out there makes the world right.

[TheFlyingDuDe]

Oh missed you heaps, noone is as funny and cute and confused and sexual as you are and even thou I know I´m no midget we will be happy together ...someday. ;)

[JohnnyEx]

Miss you?

Of course. But just knowing you're out there makes the world right.

Oh, she's out there alright. Waaaaaaaaaaay out there!:lol:
Goats wha???

[Fospherous]

Welcome Back Riott! :)

[riott007]

Awww Ken! I knew you loved me!

Dom...you ever thought about saw-ing off a leg or two..or three?

Thanks Little T!

[tsunamidog]

Aww you came back? for me? for my 'fifteen inches of fury'? i know you did. dont deny that shit...

welcome back babycakes! :) :) :)

[WX_IVAN]

Hello Riott,

Glad to hear from you. I've heard a lot about you (all good). Welcome back. :22:

[TheFlyingDuDe]

Dom...you ever thought about saw-ing off a leg or two..or three?


I´d do 2 of them for you, but the third one stays! (You wouldn´t have any fun without it anyways ;) )

[6hm]

I'm back..sort of but not really. I just thought I would stop in and say hello. This thread will have no agenda so feel free to derail this if you want. (*But at least say hello to me first*)


Actaully i miss all those late night exotic dances you used to do special for me....and those 30 other drunken sailors, more





Will I watch your movie and give you an honest review? Honestly, no. I mean that in the most honest and sincere way. Because you people disturb me...

do i still disturb you?
you're so sweet on me
call me!



Also, I'm too busy being self absorbed and watching Invention (crack heads) on TV.


I love crackhead inventions as well... for what they lack in teeth they make up for in creativity




oh and as the official welcoming commity:

Welcomen sweetums!

[JazzX]

Awww Ken! I knew you loved me!



Who's this ?! A rival for my affections!?












Back off riott, Ken's mine.

[Roger]

Hi riott! :)

[CronicClapper]

RIOT hey GIRL!!!!!!!!! Its great to have you back. I don't care if you don't make movies but you have to bless as many threads with your amazing WIT. See ya around.

[riott007]

hey hey cronic! good to see you too!