The Questions Game

[Jake]

This is the ~QUSTIONS GAME~


The way how this works is that I set up a theme that we're all in and we then ask questions but all questions has to make sense from the last question and needs to be about the theme. After 10 post of questions then the lucky 11th person will come up with the theme and start us off again! Here's an example:
Theme: Jungle
Post 1: Where are we?
Post 2: Can't you tell?
Post 3: What do you mean?
ect, ect, ect.


So, I'll get us started up....

Theme: A date at a restraunt


"Whats ur name?"

(Ur turn ;) )

[drucifer67]

"Don't you know?"

[Kit06]

How should I know?

[drucifer67]

Didn't you ask me here?

[Kit06]

Where is here?

[Jake]

Who r u guys?:sneaky2:

[drucifer67]

Is this some kind of joke?

[Daninsky]

Do you see me laugh?

[drucifer67]

Does anyone remember the theme?

[EthanRunt]

Theme to what TV show?

[Jake]

New theme: Shoe store


What shoes would u like?

[EthanRunt]

Do you have anything that'll go around my whole body?

[Jake]

What size are you?:tt2:

[asa.oleary123]

Where the hell do you keep the snakeskins? I need me a pair of those!

[Jake]

Why? Do u need something to keep u company?:yawn:

[EthanRunt]

do you ever need a reason to have snakeskins?

[drucifer67]

Would you settle for alligator or lizard if we have no snakeskin?

[EthanRunt]

Would you settle for minimum wage?

[asa.oleary123]

Would you settle for anything less than minimum wage?, I mean there's a recession on. We're all making sacrifices.

[EthanRunt]

How Much Wood Would A Wood Chucker Chuck If A Wood Chucker Could Chuck Wood?

[Kit06]

I don't know! :tt2:

[Orky]

I don't know! :tt2:

Are you aware that you just broke the game's rules?

[Mefune Akira]

What the hell is the point of this thread and has anyone seen my purple spotted miniature flamingo?

[BenTuttle90]

Why are you asking so many questions?

[Jake]

Why is this theme still going on?:clover:

[Mefune Akira]

Should I start a new theme involving kangaroos and hot fudge?

[BenTuttle90]

Why is there a theme in the first place?

[Jake]

Theme: On set for a movie




What are my lines?

[BenTuttle90]

Where the hell is my stunt double?

[Mefune Akira]

"Do you know Im Christian Bale you stupid mother ****er? Can you pull your ****ing head out of your ass for one ****ing second and tell me what the**** you think you are doing????"

[Jake]

Where are my lines!?!?!? And where is my script?!?!? Why arent u saying anything u stupid mummy jerk a$$?:death:

[EthanRunt]

Do you want me to trash your lights?
Do you want me to f***ing trash 'em? (!)

[Jake]

Why arent u giving me my script, Ethanrunt? :49::w00t:

[BenTuttle90]

Why are the lines overdue Jakechief and what is Christian Bale :censored: about this time?

Wow...Christian Bale ranting can be so fun.

[Jake]

Didnt u say "Jakechief, U r a ****ing b**ch at acting and I want u to go to hell or else u will be named Tony for the rest of ur life," isnt that what u said?:wacko:

[BenTuttle90]

Why is this film and thread's rating PG-13, when it should be 15+?

[EthanRunt]

So, Is there any chance we can take out the plot and add more product placement?

[Jake]

Why shouldnt it be NC-17?:huh:

[EthanRunt]

Do you want to lose 95% of our target audience?
Should we stop the talking animal film and make it naughty women in a shower?

[Jake]

Wouldnt that be greay? Can I be the director and the writer and the star and the producer and the editor and the donut guy and the extra?:ohmy:

[Kit06]

What does greay mean? :blink:

[Jake]

:phone: Doesn'y "greay mean great?"

[Kit06]

Maybe in illiterate land. How do you get to illiterate land? :blush:

[EthanRunt]

Is there a plane to get to Illiterate land, or is there a ferry, cos it sounds landlocked?

[asa.oleary123]

Or do you swim?, in illiterate land they are too illiterate and ignorant to draw up plans for a ship or ferry

[Jake]

It feels like a fun yippee land! YIPPEE!:tooth:

[Kit06]

I used to think Illiterate land was an island. Do you have a map handy? :stuart:

[asa.oleary123]

Nah, but I have sonar, do you have any lighter fuel? I'm thirsty.

[Jake]

Didnt u just drink?

[Kit06]

Why do you write 'you' as 'u'?

It's getting on my nerves a wee bit...

[asa.oleary123]

Yeah. But the piss didn't quite quench my thirst, do you have any premium bonds handy? I'm in deep shit, there's a god damn recession on..

[Jake]

Hav "u" ever heard of text language?

[Kit06]

Have you heard of the English language? :closedeyes:
1000th post, how sad...
Pwned... :54:

[EthanRunt]

Does anyone remember to end with a question and not have one question and then a statement?

[Jake]

Have there been ppl disobeying the rules... Kit!!!?:phone:

[drucifer67]

Have some people turned this meant-to-be-fun thread into a total car-crash?


Okay, let's clear the slate with a new theme: At the Scene of a Car Crash

Is anyone hurt?


~

[Kit06]

My feelings are! :sweatdrop:

Are you alright?

[EthanRunt]

What happened after I hit 88?

[Kit06]

I think you hit 89, is that right?

[EthanRunt]

Did I go back in time?
Is that a T-Rex?
Is that it's teeth?
Is that it's tonsils?
Is that it's Stomach?
Is that it's... (?)

[Jake]

What happened last nite? Was I drunk?:sneaky2:

[timothy_richmond_3]

Was that thing on the road a person or a time warp with three toes that leads to Candyland?

[Kit06]

Is Candyland as magical as it sounds? :p

[Daninsky]

Can an all Kids venture with no Michael to scare them be magical at all?

[MadAngus]

Why am I actually reading this thread? :001_huh:

[Kit06]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[EthanRunt]

Is there something better to have done?

[Orky]

I can't think of anything, can you?

[Jake]

When will I ask a question again?:clown:

[Kit06]

How should we know? :6:

[Jake]

When will you know?:biggrin:

[Kit06]

Is the answer now?

[timothy_richmond_3]

When will anyone know when Jakechief knows if Kit knows what Orky doesn't know what Ethan might know what Kit wants to know if MagAngus knows what he does know and what he doesn't know and if he knows himself? :6:

[Kit06]

I got lost at 'When' can you repeat yourself please? :biggrin:

[Jake]

When will Timothy make sense?:stuart:

[EthanRunt]

What?

[BeatyBeaks]

Hey!!!

I also have a question for TMU, if your done with this questionare.


Mine's easier!!



So come on and look at the post BELOW this one.




Waiting over there,

BeatyBeaks :whistling:

[EthanRunt]

Is there a question here?

[Orky]

I'm not sure, can you please elaborate?

[Jake]

Why does B.B. think this is a questionaire?:bored:

[timothy_richmond_3]

Beatybeaks, I know you mean well, but just as a suggestion, don't hijack other threads to promote yours in the future, alright? :chinese:

A new topic begs to come into exsistence, I think. So that new topic will be about...

THE OCEAN (and all activities associated with it)

Does anyone here like sailing?

[TehPoptartKid]

Isn't sailing dangerous?

TPK

[Jake]

Didnt u die from sailing, TPK?:mellow:

[BenTuttle90]

Where's the sharks?

[EthanRunt]

Are we gonna need a bigger boat?

[Jake]

Is that a shark eating a pig?:hammer:

[EthanRunt]

Is that empty bottle of sleeping pills anything to do with you?

[Jake]

What makes you think that?:001_rolleyes:

[FredTheDuck]

Isn't it obvious?

[Kit06]

Could you explain please?

[hippieking]

Can you explain what I need to explain so I can explain what you want me to explain?

[Kit06]

Can you simplify that please?

[Jake]

Kit, don't you that that was an easy thing to follow what hippieking said?:hammer:

[Kit06]

Is anyone reading this post?

[BenTuttle90]

What post?

[Kit06]

What are you talking about?

[Jake]

Where is my chinese chinchilla?

[Kit06]

Would 'China' be the answer? :D

[EthanRunt]

Do rhetorical questions even count?

[Jake]

Do I care?:hang: :D

[Kit06]

I don't know, do you care?

[Jake]

Did u see that u just made the 100th post? :drool::surrender:

[BenTuttle90]

Why should you?

[Kit06]

Why did you post here? :blink:

[Jake]

Why do I care?:wacko:

[Kit06]

Shouldn't you have better comebacks?

[Jake]

Shouldn't you... uh... um... What was I going to say?:oops:

[Kit06]

What?

[asa.oleary123]

Why can't we just all get along?

[Kit06]

Is it because world peace is unatainable?

[Jake]

Who wants a group hug?:5:

[Kit06]

Are you one of them?

[EthanRunt]

Have you seen my cat?

[Jake]

Am I?:drool:

[Kit06]

Are you what?

[Jake]

Did anyone find a crocodile on the street at all?

(Its mine!:osama: )

[hippieking]

Don't you think that you should make sense?

[asa.oleary123]

Do you think this gay ass thread should be locked?

[hippieking]

Yes, what about you?

[Fospherous]

Do I care, that you care, what he cares and you care?

[hippieking]

Whats the answer you would say?

[Kit06]

Wasn't Foster's post insensitive?

[Jake]

Why would I know?:cursing:

[EthanRunt]

Are you not 'he who is he but not she, because that'd then make you she who knows he or something'?

[Jake]

What?:cursing:

[Kit06]

Don't you understand simple things?

[Jake]

What do u mean by "simple"?:crying:

[Kit06]

Could it mean basic?

[hippieking]

Why are you asking that?

[Kit06]

Don't you understand?

[BenTuttle90]

Did I miss the memo for this meeting or what?

[Kit06]

Wasn't the memo last Wednesday?

[EthanRunt]

Is that the one about TPS Report Cover Sheets?

[Kit06]

I thought you spoke at the meeting! Didn't you?

[BeatyBeaks]

Who? What?


HUH?? :confused1:



~BeatyBeaks :shit:

[Kit06]

Did you know the big writing is not important? :001_tongue:

[EthanRunt]

It isn't?

[Kit06]

I thought you knew that! Don't Runts know all? :confused1:

[Jake]

Do they?:boat:

[BeatyBeaks]

I'm sorry... but... WTF?




~BeatyBeaks :yawn:

[Jake]

Hey, did you wash your mouth out with soap?:angry:


:shifty:

[asa.oleary123]

Does this thread ever stop being hilarious?

[hippieking]

Does Asa ever stop being stupid?



No...

[Jake]

:wacko:Was he always this stupid?:wacko:

[Kit06]

What?

[Jake]

What do you mean by ":taz:what?":taz:

[BeatyBeaks]

Could YOU explain, please?


~BeatyBeaks :cool2:

[Kit06]

What?

[Jake]

Um... what?:sleep1:

[Kit06]

Why is this thread so questioning? :p

[Jake]

Why do you always ask questions?:santa:

[Kit06]

Isn't that the point? :blush:

[Jake]

Who came up with this thread? :tt2:

[BenTuttle90]

Why are we still replying to this thread?

[asa.oleary123]

Would you kill one person to save a thousand?

[EthanRunt]

Would you kill a thousand people to save one?

[Jake]

Is this a trick question?:wacko:

[asa.oleary123]

Yes, it's philosophical and meant to be difficult to answer. You're no good at philosophy, let's try Mathematics-

Find x > 3 such that

ln(x) < x^(0.1)

Any Ideas? This is a questions thread lol

[Jake]

Can you tutor me in math?:biggrin:

[BenTuttle90]

Why should I?

[asa.oleary123]

Is there an afterlife?

[EthanRunt]

Why would there be?

[Jake]

Are you religious?:arabia:

[asa.oleary123]

Why have you put the 'guy with a cloth on his head' emoticon. That has no relevance to this topic, does it not?

[Jake]

How am I suppose to know?

[FallenThomas]

How are any of us supposed to know? :whistling:

[Trewill7]

So, nobody knows?

[Jake]

Knows what?!?:taz:

[asa.oleary123]

Did the Holocaust not really happen, or is Bishop Richard Williamson a misinformed, ignorant bastard?

[Jake]

:sleeping:Do you think Mr. Williamson is a bastard?

[Trewill7]

Who's Mr. Williamson?

[asa.oleary123]

Isn't he that priest that the pope didn't fire for claiming the Holocaust never happened? :D

[FallenThomas]

What's the holocaust? :stupid:

[Jake]

Is it money thats hollow?:devil:



Jake:thumbup1:

[Trewill7]

How can money be hollow?

[TehPoptartKid]

How do you not know that money is hollow? Aren't you aware that it doesn't have a heart?

TPK

[Jake]

Money has no heart?!?:scared:

[hippieking]

Are you suprised?

[Jake]

Why wouldn't I be surprised?:sleep1:


Jake:51:

[Trewill7]

Why would you be surprised?

[Jake]

Ain't I always surprised?:33:


:blink:

[Trewill7]

I don't know, are you?

[Jake]

Am I?:nono:

:58:


:yes:

[Jake]

Why did I double post? Am I stupid? Is this a retorical question? Why I am asking too many questions?:confused1:


:001_smile:


:yawn:



:yes:

[snowfender]

don't you think it's hard to answer your questions if you just repeat what the person before you asked?

[timothy_richmond_3]

Methinks this questions game needs a little direction to it.

How about global warming?

[Jake]

Why the hell would we care about global warming?:sleeping:

[TehPoptartKid]

Did you know that due to global warming, penguins, and polar bears will form gang wars to protect what little ice they have left, and that the government will be too afraid to step in?

TPK

[Kit06]

Did you know Sky Bet is now making odds for Penguins V Polar Bears?

I hear the odds are not in the Penguins favour.

[Jake]

Am I an angel?:angel:

[-Bu-]

are you on drugs?

[BeatyBeaks]

What you talking about Willis!? :blink:



~BeatyBeaks :tongue_smilie:

[Harb40]

You are on drugs aren't you?

[Jake]

Who agrees that I'm on drugs?:thumbup: :sailor: :whistling:

[Jake]

Am I nuts?:yes:

[Jake]

What happened to this thread?:sleeping:

[TehPoptartKid]

I think a chipmunk stole it's nuts. Don't you agree?

TPK

[Jake]

DO chipmunks have nuts?:blush:


:2guns:

[Jake]

Sorry to bring back this thread


Who will be the 200th poster?

[db4321]

I don't know. Do you?

[stvndysn]

if theres a duck in front of a duck and a duck at the back of a duck and a duck in the middle

how many ducks are there?

[Jake]

four ducks?

[TehPoptartKid]

Do all ducks quack? If they all quack, are some of them doctors?

TPK

[EthanRunt]

One gave me a huge bill, was he a Ducktor?

[TehPoptartKid]

Perhaps. Or, was he Doctor Krequackian?

TPK

[Jake]

Wheres my latte?

[TehPoptartKid]

Here's your latte. Now, you owe me two dollars and a baby goat. You don't have a baby goat? No baby goat? It's Starbuck's policy to pay the cashier a baby goat. Why don't you have one?

TPK

[Jake]

Was I suppose to know?

[stvndysn]

why is this game so hard to think of good questions to ask?

[Jake]

Why isn't anyone posting anything now?

[Harb40]

You want us to post something?

[Jake]

What do you think, Harb?

[TehPoptartKid]

I think that aliens do exist, and they hide in our trash cans. The squirrels work for the aliens, and supply them nuts so they can use them as ammo for their slingshots, and cannons.

What do you guys think?

TPK

[wackyal3000]

Does anyone know what I think?

[TehPoptartKid]

You think we should form a posse and destroy the rebel alliance? I completely agree.

Buhaha! :devil2:

TPK