Bad Films.

[thebiz]

Real films...real bad.

Lets start with....

Teen Wolf 2 - This is a personal affront to fans of the Michael J Fox original (Dare I say masterpiece? I do.) masterpiece. I swear I could have made a better movie with $100, a high school drama class and a vhs camrecorder.

Theres approximately 12 lines of dialogue during the entire flick and its all so very bad. The only two characters who returned from the original are Uncle Harold and Chubbs, and we add Jason Bateman, who shows zero charisma here, and Adams family alum John Astin as the Dean. The wolf costume is attrocious and even the "sexy" college girl bimbos are ugly. It says a lot that they either failed to ask or were turned down by the guy who played the original Stiles character. And I havent even discussed the "Do you love me" song and dance number. Yuck.

[Dulci]

Teen Wolf 2 was a disaster.

I couldn't agree more.



The Eddie & The Cruisers sequels were all disgusting as well.

[Jase180]

American Psycho 2 was horrid.

[rogerSIMIAN]

The team that made 'Shallow Grave' and 'Trainspotting' - director Danny Boyle, screenwriter John Hodge, producer Andrew MacDonald and actor Ewan McGregor - for some reason decided that 'A Life Less Ordinary' would be a great way of following up those classics. What the fazooey was up with that film? I had to stop watching after 15 minutes 'cause it was all just so depressingly bad.

It's the only film I can remember just stopping dead even though I'd rented it.

[Norrie]

:eek:
I didn't mind A Life Less Ordinary that much. Nothing special, but OK for a watch on Sky.

I loved Clerks; adored Dogma; even liked Jay & Silent Bob Strike back. Then I watched Clerks 2...

[rogerSIMIAN]

Ah, I loved Clerks and I've been putting off Clerks 2 'cause I've heard such bad things about it. Guess I won't be rushing out to rent that.

[thebiz]

Well, since this is quickly turning into the worst sequels thread (it couldnt be helped) I will toss Shark Attack 3; Megalodon and Jaws 3D into the mix of terrible aquatic movies. One is amusingly bad and the other stars Louis Gossett Junior (of Iron Eagle I-IV fame!!). Its a tough call as Ive often said SA3 is the worst movie I have ever seen, but I did enjoy the terribleness of it all. But then J3D has Sweet Lou. But J3D is flat out boring. Edge to Shark Attack 3; Megalodon.



I loved Clerks; adored Dogma; even liked Jay & Silent Bob Strike back. Then I watched Clerks 2...

Hows about the incredibly dated MallRats?

[Norrie]

I was just thinking about the preponderance of sequels. But who is surprised?

I'm wracking my sorry remnants of my brain to think of something bad enough to bring up, but I think I've expurgated them all.

I think we did this on TMO ages ago, but how about good sequels? Short list :)

[rogerSIMIAN]

but how about good sequels? Short list :)

Oh, Richard III wasn't bad as far as sequels go. You know, the one with Sir Ian McKellen?


(Heehee. Sorry.)

[thebiz]

I think we did this on TMO ages ago, but how about good sequels? Short list :)

Rocky3 was an excellent period piece. Actually both 3 and 4 work really well for what they were..

While I think there have been some good "sequels" about lately they are usually part of the greater whole (LotR, Harry Potter) or episodic in nature (comic books in particular)

[Norrie]

Don't laugh.

Alan Bennet's play: "The Madness of George III" was filmed as "The Madness of King George" for fear audiences would think they had missed the first two parts.

(Wow! You notice how I refrained from saying "American audiences")

[Sparky]

Now the Terminator series was an interesting one

Terminator 1 - classic shooter/action/sci-fi movie. Made for an adult audience with very little 'flowering'

Terminator 2 - a great equal but a very different fell to the original. It was made some years later and was best known for its 'liquid metal' special fx, but still a very good movie in its own right

Terminator 3 - Was one of the worst sequals i have ever seen. Someone desperately wanted to cash in on the Terminator franchise. 'Family friendly' shite! A long long way from 1&2. More like a spoof film.

[db4321]

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3.
Convoluted, directionless, interminably boring and overlong.

Superbad
Superbad by name, superbad by nature. I know I shouldn't expect much from this kind of film (teenagers trying to get laid) but everything about this is sheer crud. It's supposed to be a comedy - I didn't laugh once.

Unless constant and unrelenting use of the f-word is supposed to be funny. In that case ha, ha, ha, I'm rolling around the floor in stitches.

Perhaps the title is supposed to be ironic and I've missed the irony. Even so, it's an absolutely abysmal film.

[thebiz]

I agree with you on Pirates 2 (bordered on unwatchable) and 3 (crossed that border). However, I liked Superbad. I thought it was much more amusing than most of the teen comedys these days (the American Pie series). Eh, different strokes...

[Norrie]

:eek: again

I absolutely hated the first Pirates of the Depp Ego.

I like Depp a lot as an actor, but when he gets free reign he's insufferable... and the movie was pants too.

Ikea Knightley and Orlando Broom? Hated it.

(I can't take credit for Ikea: it started on a BBC radio show when a listener called her Ikea because she's flat and wooden :) )

[rogerSIMIAN]

Don't laugh.

Alan Bennet's play: "The Madness of George III" was filmed as "The Madness of King George" for fear audiences would think they had missed the first two parts.

Ah, I knew I'd heard that story somewhere but I was thinking it was Richard III. Heehee.

[db4321]

:eek: again

I absolutely hated the first Pirates of the Depp Ego.

I like Depp a lot as an actor, but when he gets free reign he's insufferable... and the movie was pants too.

Ikea Knightley and Orlando Broom? Hated it.

(I can't take credit for Ikea: it started on a BBC radio show when a listener called her Ikea because she's flat and wooden :) )

Depp is a fine actor but here he was just hamming it up for the sake of it. Having said that, he was probably the best thing about the films but that isn't saying very much. I've certainly seen him do much better work.

I thought the first P of The C was a fantastic film. They should have left at that. Unfortunately, the sound of cash tills started ringing.


I agree with you on Pirates 2 (bordered on unwatchable) and 3 (crossed that border). However, I liked Superbad. I thought it was much more amusing than most of the teen comedys these days (the American Pie series). Eh, different strokes...

Different strokes definitely. Lots of people seem to like Superbad. I didn't, I'm afraid. Funnily enough, I quite enjoyed the first American Pie (rubbish but good rubbish). You can forget the sequels, though.

Unwatchable is a very good word to describe Pirates 2 & 3.

[tsunamidog]

Elephant-Quite possibly the worst movie of all-time. It's about a school shooting. Well, not really. Its about kids walking around in hallways FOR TWO HOURS and in the final five minutes two kids bust through the doors and shoot a few people...then the movie end...RIGHT WHEN THE ACTION STARTS! You think I'm kidding? watch it...two hours of kids WALKING. I kid you not. it fails at everything.

Epic Movie-About as funny as getting ear-raped by a chunk of barbed-wire.

Team America World Police-Me and a friend checked it out and turned it off after 20minutes because it un-funny and horrible.

Disturbia-A failed attempt at horror. It even fails as a PG-13 horror! And whatever the main actors name is, is stupid. and he has severe mental issues. He starts stalking some chick just because he's been on house-arrest for a week? And she LIKES his stalking her? freaks.

[Ellis07]

Epic movie - I went to the cinema with a bunch of friends and thought it was made from trash. I can't even express how awful the movie actually was.

Scary movie (2,3 and 4) - I know it's a popular series, but I just find them boring. No star quality, which makes the look to the movie more of a lower budget and the laughs are sleepable.

The Squirm - It's a rare movie probably made in the 60/70's. Again, no star power and it seemed that the stars within the movie were just hired from the streets. It looked like no acting experience what-so-ever.

The wicker man (remake) - Having watched the 1973's version, this completely changes the style. Ok, I can understand they were no hippies in the movie, but near enough the plotline was different. Cage's Performance is just the push to a dreadful movie.

They're just a couple, I do have more and I will post them when I remember them.

[sgporsche48]

Agree with Ellis on The Wicker Man remake...if you don't believe us...just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

[sisch]

"The Saw" - I only saw part 2, and hated every minute of it.
Stupid, stupid people who put their fingers into things when they know that something bad will happen....:bored: ... films the world definitely doesn't need.

[Ellis07]

Agree with Ellis on The Wicker Man remake...if you don't believe us...just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

Yes, I've got back up. At least someone agrees in what I write :18:

[db4321]

Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow

I'm sure, on paper, that this clueless tripe seemed a good idea. However, the end result was one of the worst films I have ever had the misfortune to watch. I can't recall a single good thing about it. Absolute :shit:

[BenTuttle90]

Lets see
I hated "The Butterfly Effect"....after 35 minutes of torture...I shut the tv off, while screaming "SCREW THIS, DIE MONSTER" out loud..

Plan 9 From Outer Space....It should be a comedy..because of all that terrible dialouge and acting...and the little hubcap ufos hanging by a wire...

Airplane!...Just kidding....Airplane! is one of my favorite comedies..Sorry Airplane!.....I despised "Meet the Spartans"......All of the copies needs to be buried in a god forsaken landfill and covered in concrete....Truely, the writers need to grow up and make decent enough comedies...It's one of those where I can say I can do better than that.....seriously...

Budget for "Meet the Spartans"
$23

[kingpengvin]

Ahem.......


BATTLEFIELD EARTH

you may close this thread now...:9:

[Fospherous]

Michael Bay is responsible for this pile of tripe.

ARMAGEDDON

Yes with cheesy lines and stupid results it's all to Michael Bay, who made this poor movie which deserves to be burned!
I had to watch people make stupid jokes for two hours. why the hell are they making jokes, when a fecking rock, the size of texas is coming towards them.

And then we had to watch Bruce Willis, try and push a fecking button for five minutes which could save humanity, but all he cares about is saving his ass, and then a astronaut with a gun on the ship.... BULLSHIT!

[Jase180]

Michael Bay is responsible for this pile of tripe.

ARMAGEDDON

Yes with cheesy lines and stupid results it's all to Michael Bay, who made this poor movie which deserves to be burned!
I had to watch people make stupid jokes for two hours. why the hell are they making jokes, when a fecking rock, the size of texas is coming towards them.

And then we had to watch Bruce Willis, try and push a fecking button for five minutes which could save humanity, but all he cares about is saving his ass, and then a astronaut with a gun on the ship.... BULLSHIT!

I LOVE that film, yup, I do.

[Fospherous]

I LOVE that film, yup, I do.

A Gun on fricken spaceship planted by a top astronaut!!!!

[Jase180]

A Gun on fricken spaceship planted by a top astronaut!!!!

Well, it was in a safe.

And they do ask the question in the movie..so they make a point of going wtf is wrong with people...just saying

[Fospherous]

"The Saw" - I only saw part 2, and hated every minute of it.
Stupid, stupid people who put their fingers into things when they know that something bad will happen....:bored: ... films the world definitely doesn't need.


I agree with sisch, what are the point of these Saw movies, are they giving real life killers fricken ideas, ok one is good enough but four or five, Too much.

Overall of saw is gruesome deaths for 90 minutes, which give sadistic freaks ideas? :huh:

[Fospherous]

Well, it was in a safe.

And they do ask the question in the movie..so they make a point of going wtf is wrong with people...just saying

The movie just makes me laugh...

But you think it's good and thats all that matters.

John McClane to the rescue again or whoever Bruce Willis was.

[Dulci]

Lets see
I hated "The Butterfly Effect"....after 35 minutes of torture...I shut the tv off, while screaming "SCREW THIS, DIE MONSTER" out loud..



The Butterfly Effect wasn't at all what I expected. The first half hour made me sick to my stomach, disgusted with humanity, and I too turned it off regretting only that I hadn't done so sooner.

[Fospherous]

The Butterfly Effect wasn't at all what I expected. The first half hour made me sick to my stomach, disgusted with humanity, and I too turned it off regretting only that I hadn't done so sooner.

Oh God, Look out It's The Butterfly Effect, Hide Hide! :helpsmilie:

[Fospherous]

Anyone heard of Troll 2, well it has one of the worst actors ever in it and it's got the worst rection ever..and a awful movie.

here's the worst reaction you will ever see on film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfnCSkng-A

"...they're eating her... and then they're going to eat me!.. OOH MY GOOOOOOOOOSH"

[tsunamidog]

"The Saw" - I only saw part 2, and hated every minute of it.
Stupid, stupid people who put their fingers into things when they know that something bad will happen....:bored: ... films the world definitely doesn't need.


haha why would you watch part 2? the sequels blow. Although the first Saw is one of my fav. movies. Their alot more concerned about story than gory deaths. Plus I think the director made that movie really bizarre and surreal...he had enough sense to not make a sequel and let some unknown director ruin the series. I mean, Jigsaw dies in Saw 3...and their releasing a Saw 5 this Halloween!!

oh yah bad movies...uh...I thought House of a 1000 Corpses was crappy. But Devils Rejects made up for it by being one of the coolest damn movies ever made. The only sequel thats 10times better than the first one.

[EthanRunt]

Wait, who hates Clerks II?
That's Smith's best work since the first, which some might say isn't a lot, but those guys can go shove things in certain places (Kidding, don't hit me)
Crap films eh?
I've seen a lot, there's Michael Clayton, Evan Almighty, (My always controversial choice) Shawshank, never liked it, good acting can't save a film that does nothing, these new movie movies I want to never see a frame beyond the trailers prior to quality comedies, such as Apatow Productions and some Happy Madisons, I kinda liked Strange Wilderness so there.

Battlefield Earth is godawful, didn't make it to the first commercial break, Traalta's dreadlocks were just dumb, I mean, seriously, what was Hubbard smoking, was he like Dick with no talent or something, by that I mean Phillip K and not Dick King Smith, though Do Androids Dream of Talking SheepPigs might be an interesting idea, Harrison Ford hunts replicant animals in a farm, and Rutget Hauer cos he's Rutger Hauer.

[wackyal3000]

I really didn't like the prequel made of Zulu, Zulu Dawn. It just felt ridiculous. The scene where the entire camp is being destroyed and the CO just sits there writing a letter and then hardly notices when a Zulu warrior enters the tent and kills him, only reaching for his revolver at the last moment!

Oh and the Longest Yard was a crummy rip off of Mean Machine. In fact any movie with Adam Sandler makes me wretch, even the legend that is Jack Nicholson couldn't save Anger Manadgment.

[thebiz]

In fact any movie with Adam Sandler makes me wretch...

I was a big fan of Punch Drunk Love. Might be worth checking out.

[Dulci]

Ever see any of the Ernest movies (Ernest Goes to Camp, etc.)?

[Norrie]

Ever see any of the Ernest movies (Ernest Goes to Camp, etc.)?

Was he the one caught trouserless in the porno theater? (note my grudging use of the incorrect spelling)

[thebiz]

Was he the one caught trouserless in the porno theater? (note my grudging use of the incorrect spelling)

That was peewee. Earnest went to camp, was scared stupid, ect.

[EthanRunt]

Punch-Drunk Love was a disappointment, love every Paul Thomas Anderson film, except that one, just no substance, it felt like he was just there for a name, and Sandler was trying hard too, shame because Sandler deserves better roles, he is pretty darn talented.

[thebiz]

Punch-Drunk Love was a disappointment, love every Paul Thomas Anderson film, except that one, just no substance, it felt like he was just there for a name, and Sandler was trying hard too, shame because Sandler deserves better roles, he is pretty darn talented.

Im glad you responded as Punch Drunk Love is my favorite PT Anderson movie. I felt it was purposefully abrasive, vague, colorful and fun. I can understand disagreament but it made a strong impact on me and was very memorable.

So just say thats that mattress man....

[rogerSIMIAN]

was he like Dick with no talent or something, by that I mean Phillip K

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

:euro:

[EthanRunt]

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

:euro:

Not like it's a real religion.

[rogerSIMIAN]

Not like it's a real religion.

Think you're getting mixed up with Ole Boy Hubbard there, Ethan. PKD had psychotic hallucinations and took way too many drugs but he didn't go about trying to invent new religions.

:euro:

[EthanRunt]

Well, I was always talking about Hubbard, no hate towards Phillip.

[timothy_richmond_3]

Did somebody ever mention that the live-action Disney movies recently are just plain terrible? Yuck. I remember getting dragged down to see Zoom. :nono: :nono:The problem with these films is that they're just dumbed down for the kids.

I also don't really like Epic movie either.

How many people know about Edward D. Wood Jr.?

[Del]

ARMAGEDDON

Oh, I loved Armageddon. It's rather obvious it wasn't a serious movie. There's plenty of meteor/disaster movies out there that take the whole thing very serious, so it's a refreshing change to have something like that.
Get off the nuclear warhead.

One movie I watched recently that I thought was completely dire was When A Stranger Calls (The 2006 one).
The acting was just awful and I just can't fathom what they were trying to achieve. It's supposed to be a sort of psychological horror movie, but all that happens is a few prank calls and then they run around the house like utter pricks for a while until the police arrive.
You see none of the murders.
Also, I immediately disliked the girl who was babysitting, the lead role, which is always a bad thing. She didn't even check to see the children were alright and didn't even know their names. She was just moronic.

[FredTheDuck]

Scary Movie - not even worth typing a real comment about.

Spartan - bored the hell out of me

The first two of the Bourne trilogy (refused to watch the third one) - what a load of :asshole::shit:

Animal Farm - great book, but the movie's killed it forever. :39:

The first harry potter film - because the "actors" probably couldn't even spell "act"... they were that terrible. (luckily, they learned quickly, because the third one wasn't bad...)

Casino Royale - for feck's sake, that was not a bond movie

There are more... most "teen" movies for a start, but I can't be bothered to type about them right now :helpsmilie:

[db4321]

High School Musical.:oops:

Apologies for swearing!

[wackyal3000]

Anyone like Spartacus?

[Uber]

The Dark Knight.... what a load of crap that was. I think people are saying its so great because heath ledger died after making it.

[Fospherous]

[QUOTE=Del;3078]Oh, I loved Armageddon. It's rather obvious it wasn't a serious movie. There's plenty of meteor/disaster movies out there that take the whole thing very serious, so it's a refreshing change to have something like that.
Get off the nuclear warhead.[QUOTE=Del;3078]

Armageddon was a bunch of absolute Michael Bay Bullshite!

[eobaggs]

One movie I found absolutely boring was I Am Legend. :huh:

[shaynedude]

Lets see
I hated "The Butterfly Effect"....after 35 minutes of torture...I shut the tv off, while screaming "SCREW THIS, DIE MONSTER" out loud..Well sir, not trying to be mean, bu you REALLY need to payattention to get it. I suggest watching it all the way through, but really paying attention,because it was a wonderful film, make shure to watch the directors cut.

[Mustachio26]

The Dark Knight.... what a load of crap that was. I think people are saying its so great because heath ledger died after making it.

..... :facepalm:

[Elbow]

Ever see any of the Ernest movies (Ernest Goes to Camp, etc.)?

Maybe slightly worse is Delta Farce with Larry the cable guy. Try sitting through that and not tossing your popcorn at the screen. :glare:

[Daninsky]

Dr. T & the women, I avoided that movie for years now but finally it catched me unawares and it turned out to be every bit as stupid and annoying as I feared it to be.
Just imagine a script writer that for unknown reasons decides to throw together every stupid cliché about women you ever heard and then imagine further that this script is getting set in scene with all the subtlety of a butcher, and you get a faint idea of how terrible that movie is.

Really, it makes Sex and the Seti shine like a diamond.

[geoff-uk]

Home Alone 4. This one just completly killed the series. Kevin is an idiot, the traps are lame and Marv looks just like Harry. They should have stopped at 3.

[geoff-uk]

High School Musical.:oops:

Apologies for swearing!

HSM is a load of rubbish! I hate this film with a passion. All my friends hate it and I'm sick of the sight of it. I can't believe the Disney Company would disgrace themselves to put their name on this embarassment.

[geoff-uk]

One movie I found absolutely boring was I Am Legend. :huh:

I disagree. I thought it was rather fun and entertaining. But hey, its your opinion.

[BeatyBeaks]

The one movie I dislike the greatest is "The Baggage Boy".

It's soooo old!! Just kidding!

I know we're talking about real movies. So, I really hate the movie, "Spirit". That movie sucks balls!! My sister would watch it non-stop when we were littler. And I was sick of it after the first time we watched it.



~BeatyBeaks :osama:

[geoff-uk]

The one movie I dislike the greatest is "The Baggage Boy".

It's soooo old!! Just kidding!

I know we're talking about real movies. So, I really hate the movie, "Spirit". That movie sucks balls!! My sister would watch it non-stop when we were littler. And I was sick of it after the first time we watched it.



~BeatyBeaks :osama:

I know how you feel Beaty. I'm sick of my sister watching Disney Channel non-stop! I hate all the crap on there! (Excuse my language.)

[geoff-uk]

I didn't like The Italian Job (The latest one) because it was taking a long time to get to the car chase and I fell asleep half-way through and then woke up in bed. (I was about 8 or 9 at the time.) And as a fan of Mini cars, I was very dissapointed. :(

[Staree_Films]

The Happening was really bad. Mark Whalberg was absolutely DREADFUL.

[geoff-uk]

Anyone around here thought Home Alone 4 sucked?

[BeatyBeaks]

I didn't like The Italian Job (The latest one) because it was taking a long time to get to the car chase and I fell asleep half-way through and then woke up in bed. (I was about 8 or 9 at the time.) And as a fan of Mini cars, I was very dissapointed. :(


It wasn't that bad, but it is yours and my opinion.


Another sucky film is Home Alone 4. (Just like you said Geoff)


Another would be that EPICALLY FAILED Version of "The Pink Panther". :thumbdown:

The new one.



~BeatyBeaks :sailor:

[jagod974]

I find it disturbing that none of Uwe Bolle's movies have made this list yet...

[Staree_Films]

Another bad one was (For me) The Great Raid.

Of course the whole Imperial Army dies and no Americans... sorry one does.

[geoff-uk]

It wasn't that bad, but it is yours and my opinion.


Another sucky film is Home Alone 4. (Just like you said Geoff)


Another would be that EPICALLY FAILED Version of "The Pink Panther". :thumbdown:

The new one.



~BeatyBeaks :sailor:

HA4 was garbarge. I don't even think the filmmakers saw the first two films. They were great, so was the third, but the fourth was rubbish. I used to think it was decent when I first got it, but now I just look back and LOL.

[geoff-uk]

The film version of The Magic Roundabout was just a dumb kids film. Me and my bro were gonnna watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail but my sister wanted to watch TMR. It was stupid.

[Orky]

I find it disturbing that none of Uwe Bolle's movies have made this list yet...

This is possibly because Uwe Bolle's films go beyond being "Bad" and have their own category of the opposite of goodness. To call his films "Bad" is a vast understatement ;) .

- Orky

[BeatyBeaks]

I really hate that stupid new Star Wars movie called, "The Clone Wars"!!!

I am talking about the cartoon movie!


~BeatyBeaks :fuk2:

[geoff-uk]

I really hate that stupid new Star Wars movie called, "The Clone Wars"!!!

I am talking about the cartoon movie!


~BeatyBeaks :fuk2:

I've never seen The Clone Wars. I heard it was completly panned though. Not even Jar Jar Binks could make a movie as negetively recieved.

[geoff-uk]

[QUOTE=Del;3078]Oh, I loved Armageddon. It's rather obvious it wasn't a serious movie. There's plenty of meteor/disaster movies out there that take the whole thing very serious, so it's a refreshing change to have something like that.
Get off the nuclear warhead.[QUOTE=Del;3078]

Armageddon was a bunch of absolute Michael Bay Bulls**te!

You really hate Armageddon don't you? I haven's seen it but after what I've hearing from you, I'm not going to. ;)

[FallenThomas]

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
First of all, the Friday the 13th series should've ended long before this movie. They made a Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter, then revived him back to life in Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning. :blink:

[shaynedude]

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
First of all, the Friday the 13th series should've ended long before this movie. They made a Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter, then revived him back to life in Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning. :blink:
And nt to meantion he only takes manhatran in the last 15 inutes of the movie.

[BeatyBeaks]

One crappy film is "Homeward Bound" ... in fact make that both of those movies!!!


~BeatyBeaks :devil:

[FallenThomas]

And not to mention he only takes Manhattan in the last 15 minutes of the movie.

And he turns into a little kid again! :ohmy:

[BeatyBeaks]

And he turns into a little kid again! :ohmy:


What? How? That's impossible!


~BeatyBeaks :tooth:

[FallenThomas]

What? How? That's impossible!

Some kind of strange sewage waste or something.

The entire Friday the 13th series is a complete exaggeration. Did you know Jason has had a parasite inside his body the whole time that keeps him alive? It's so ridiculous... :blink:

[Daninsky]

The entire Friday the 13th series is a complete exaggeration. Did you know Jason has had a parasite inside his body the whole time that keeps him alive? It's so ridiculous... :blink:
A parasite?
What part did that come up?

[geoff-uk]

One crappy film is "Homeward Bound" ... in fact make that both of those movies!!!


~BeatyBeaks :devil:

Hey! That was a childhood favorite of mine!

[Staree_Films]

I saw "The Last House on the Left."

It was terrible

[Daninsky]

Yeah, but they didn't have the money for a renovation.

[FallenThomas]

A parasite?
What part did that come up?

I believe it was when "Jason Goes To Hell" but then gets resurrected into the future in Jason X. See what I mean by ridiculous? :bored:

[shaynedude]

I believe it was when "Jason Goes To Hell" but then gets resurrected into the future in Jason X. See what I mean by ridiculous? :bored:I just try to ignore JGTH..it's like my littlke accident that I lock in the attic.

[FallenThomas]

Yeah, Parts 6-10 were horrible. But thankfully, Freddy vs. Jason was a blast! Haha, I need to watch it again sometime soon.

Anyway, since this is the "Bad Films" thread, I have another terrible flick to add: The Spirit.
Gah! It's hard to tell if Frank Miller has even take a look at modern cinema with this piece of trash. Every scene is taken as a joke. With the blooper of a fight in the beginning to the unforgivable sights of Samuel L. Jackson in a Nazi uniform, The Spirit is the film that Sin City had shat out and left for the birds. Why even bother adding the black, white, and red effects to the film? Why bother making the film at all? Worst way to spend 8 bucks at a theater.

[Daninsky]

I believe it was when "Jason Goes To Hell" but then gets resurrected into the future in Jason X. See what I mean by ridiculous? :bored:
Ah that's the one I've never seen.
And after watching Jason X I'm not that keen on seeing it anymore.


Not a bad movie, well mayhap it is I haven't seen it, but a truly terrible title is:
The Rats are coming! The Werewolves are here!
(A true title that!)

[geoff-uk]

Now the Terminator series was an interesting one

Terminator 1 - classic shooter/action/sci-fi movie. Made for an adult audience with very little 'flowering'

Terminator 2 - a great equal but a very different fell to the original. It was made some years later and was best known for its 'liquid metal' special fx, but still a very good movie in its own right

Terminator 3 - Was one of the worst sequals i have ever seen. Someone desperately wanted to cash in on the Terminator franchise. 'Family friendly' s**te! A long long way from 1&2. More like a spoof film.

Everybody who likes the first two Terminator films thinks T3 sucks for some reason.

The ironic thing is that even though Terminator 3 was given an R rating in the US, It had a 12 rating in the UK. (Which is PG-13 in the UK)

[asa.oleary123]

Hollow Man 2- Two invisible men have a fight, nuff' said

[EthanRunt]

Wolverine...
(But, ahem, you didn't hear it from me, eh? capische? ;) )

[BeatyBeaks]

I really hated "Twilight" with a passion.


~BeatyBeaks :cowboy:

[eobaggs]

Wolverine...
(But, ahem, you didn't hear it from me, eh? capische? ;) )

Ha ha, I thought it was an alright movie. But I shouldn't be able to say considering the fact that the copy of the movie I watched lacked special effects.

[TehPoptartKid]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated movie, and the television series should have been killed way before production started. I'm sorry, but I'm a big fan of Star Wars, and this is utter crap. The droids talk like babies, and the dialogue they have make them stupid, inane, and hollow. They should be menacing like in Star Wars Episode 1, or 4, 5, or 6. I saw a trend of stupid droids in 2, and 3, but I digress. The Jedi battles were short, and dissapointing, the features on each character like the hair looked like clay, and it didn't move, and on, and on, and on. I felt like turning the movie off half-way in, but I was hoping it would get better. It didn't, but at least they added a cameo on Asajj Ventress.

Twilight was fine, but the scriptwriters in that movie should get their facts straight about vampires.

TPK

[soccerholden13]

two worst films ive ever seen were:

Snakes on a Train (yes, on a train. snakes on a plane was actually decent)

Horrors of War

NO CONTEST... NO CONTEST those are the worst. Watch them and agree with me.

[BeatyBeaks]

Did you know that there is going to be a remake of the 80's movie "Fame"?


I bet that will suck.




~BeatyBeaks :online2long:

[BenTuttle90]

Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

One of the worst films I have ever seen. Just recently watched it...my god...so terrible...

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3911641&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/redeye/

My film professor is a expert on this film.

He was the one who said "The Citizen Kane of Bad Movies"

[Harb40]

Did you know that there is going to be a remake of the 80's movie "Fame"?


I bet that will suck.




~BeatyBeaks :online2long:


Add to that -- 'Footloose'. The original was so-so to lower than bug squat but now they are going to do a remake of it. What a shame.

[geoff-uk]

two worst films ive ever seen were:

Snakes on a Train (yes, on a train. snakes on a plane was actually decent)

Horrors of War

NO CONTEST... NO CONTEST those are the worst. Watch them and agree with me.

Yes. Snakes on a Train. Made by The Asylum. The biggest Plagiarismos in Hollywood. Anybody heard of them? They do nothing but rip-off big blockbuster movies.

[Daninsky]

Yeah, saw Snakes on a Train (the trailer looked kinda fun); what a waste of time, although they did have a interesting story idea that could have worked because after all expectations for rip-offs tend to already run low.
But somehow they still managed to run even lower!
Guess that has to count as a achievement. :/

Still have to see Horrors of War in the course of my watch all Werewolf (and related) movies quest.

[soccerholden13]

Yeah, saw Snakes on a Train (the trailer looked kinda fun); what a waste of time, although they did have a interesting story idea that could have worked because after all expectations for rip-offs tend to already run low.
But somehow they still managed to run even lower!
Guess that has to count as a achievement. :/

Still have to see Horrors of War in the course of my watch all Werewolf (and related) movies quest.


haha you can get both at blockbuster. thats where i got them from. and Horrors of War is so obviously an independent film. You think its all cool with nazi zombies but really it is so awful that it makes you laugh. and the planes look so fake...

[thebiz]

Add to that -- 'Footloose'. The original was so-so to lower than bug squat but now they are going to do a remake of it. What a shame.


Jump Back!

Footloose was solid. Kevin Bacon in his youthful prime dancin about with a Penn brother and a sassy lassy. Barroom brawls, gymnastics, rednecks, city kids, great dance numbers, Sarah Jessica Parker, John Lithgow, bible readin, toe tappin.

I had dreams of remaking it myself as a TM musical. Theres still time I suppose but now it would look like Im just copycattin. Drat.

[soccerholden13]

Jump Back!

Footloose was solid. Kevin Bacon in his youthful prime dancin about with a Penn brother and a sassy lassy. Barroom brawls, gymnastics, rednecks, city kids, great dance numbers, Sarah Jessica Parker, John Lithgow, bible readin, toe tappin.

I had dreams of remaking it myself as a TM musical. Theres still time I suppose but now it would look like Im just copycattin. Drat.

dude just go for it if it makes you happy. I won't judge you just because you took an already made film and made it into a musical with the movies game. and i've never seen Footloose so I wouldnt know what that discussion is all about :ninja:

[Daninsky]

Footloose? Ah, well each to his own. :)
It does have a redeming factor though, Lori Singer's starring in it, too.

Watched Horrors of War, and while it ain't the worst I've seen (I saw Rage of the Werewolf, that is truly bad!) it comes close enough.

[Mefune Akira]

Well, just watched it again and I have to say Tarantino's Death Proof is worthy. A self indulging, ego vs substance mess. Some fun action that I nearly missed out on due to falling asleep during the mindless uninteresting chatter.

Most Tarantino films are in my top ten films I love. So the disappointment was big for me.

[guitarscout]

I really hated "Twilight" with a passion.


~BeatyBeaks :cowboy:

I second that. :cowboy:

[geoff-uk]

Yeah, saw Snakes on a Train (the trailer looked kinda fun); what a waste of time, although they did have a interesting story idea that could have worked because after all expectations for rip-offs tend to already run low.
But somehow they still managed to run even lower!
Guess that has to count as a achievement. :/

Still have to see Horrors of War in the course of my watch all Werewolf (and related) movies quest.

Have you seen any of their other rip-offs like Transmorthers (Rip-off of Transformers.) or Alien vs Hunter (Rip-off of Alien vs Predator.) ?

[Daninsky]

Have you seen any of their other rip-offs like Transmorthers (Rip-off of Transformers.) or Alien vs Hunter (Rip-off of Alien vs Predator.)?
Never seen anything of or heard about "Transmorthers" but I stumbled upon the "Alien vs. Hunter" DVD on Amazon, I think, and happened to think that the cover artwork does look decent, although obviously ripped-off.

[cecil_evans]

well, after looking at daninsky's avatar, i'm reminded of the REALLY worst movie ever made, and that was Attack of the Killer Tomatos. Mars Attacks stole the ending, by the way.
what a mess of a movie. only watch it if you're really stoned.

[geoff-uk]

well, after looking at daninsky's avatar, i'm reminded of the REALLY worst movie ever made, and that was Attack of the Killer Tomatos. Mars Attacks stole the ending, by the way.
what a mess of a movie. only watch it if you're really stoned.

Lol, his avatar reminds me of it as well! Only heard of it. Not seen it.

[FallenThomas]

I watched Life Size on Disney Channel. :blink:

[geoff-uk]

I watched Life Size on Disney Channel. :blink:

Let me guess, another crappy Disney Channel movie. They all suck. Everything on Disney Channel sucks. Disney obviously don't care about their fans anymore. Instead the're just out for the money.

[geoff-uk]

Let me guess, another crappy Disney Channel movie. They all suck. Everything on Disney Channel sucks. Disney obviously don't care about their fans anymore. Instead the're just out for the money.

Oh seems like I was wrong. Not a new film, is it?

[BenTuttle90]

Haven't seen this one, but I was looking around YouTube and found this video. Someone points out the mistakes and they are pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dibxi2ZH4zM

And this one...same movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w&feature=related

[geoff-uk]

Haven't seen this one, but I was looking around YouTube and found this video. Someone points out the mistakes and they are pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dibxi2ZH4zM

And this one...same movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w&feature=related

Lol, I am a huge fan of Mortal Kombat. I have to say the first movie is pretty good. I've never seen the second movie however, and I don't plan to after hearing bad reports of it!

[Daninsky]

I had all but forgoten about this one, a movie so bad I never cared to watched it based on this 'formidable' trailer alone but recently encounter said trailer again on a DVD:
Zapped! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peI4XH3wahk)

And that stinker reminded me of this movie which I had the misfortune to see in the cinema:
Gunan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSE1yd9tXGM)
An incredibly bad Conan rip-off

[geoff-uk]

I had all but forgoten about this one, a movie so bad I never cared to watched it based on this 'formidable' trailer alone but recently encounter said trailer again on a DVD:
Zapped! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peI4XH3wahk)

Thats the movie that Lois wanted to watch with Peter in the Family Guy episode "Meet the Quagmires", although Peter said it "sucks", just like you said Daninsky...

[Daninsky]

This was a real waste of time, be glad I couldn't find a trailer for it:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i187/siteofthelivingzombie/biohazardous.jpg

It's an incredible lame Resident Evil (game, not movie) rip-off that can't even save that fact of being a no budget production.

[sweenytodd]

for me there are 3 kinds of worst kind of movies:

1) Love Stories- man! they always follow the same boring plot two people fall in love with each other, have sex , betray their partners, fall in love again, die etc etc. Romantic films are usually boring as they are too cliche...
Unless coupled up with some sort of horror, action, a DECENT musical or has some very special effects is always great eg. Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Phantom of the Opera (2005), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button are outstanding love stories and worth watching.
the worst case scenerio is when love stories are coupled with a low budget comedy- a recipe for disaster... looks like some sitcom! I didn't go to the cinema to watch a sitcom! following the repetive plot of a sitcom, again being to cliche with some rotten jokes

2)high school related movies- man... you can't get more boring then this! again most high school films look like sitcoms exploring a young girl or boy imaginary life in high school.again thyese sort of films feature LOADS of regular stereotypes (which are pretty stupid) like the Bully, the Leader, the Spoilt Girl, The Rich Snob, the Victim,the Lack of Self- Esteem guy, the sporty sidekick/playboy,the Nerd, The Stupid Teacher, The Powerless Principal etc etc
well when i was in in high school, i couldn't seed any of these stereotypes..due to the fact stereotypes don't exist, it is caused by the delusional habit of certain unsecure people who try to categorize people to have some false sense of security. Well those who tried to be bully were punished even sent to prison , nerds don't exist anywhere well stupid teachers do exist unfortunatly in high school though.
I think it's better that they make highschool film were it shows people in practical way how to deal with the problems there eg.minding your own business, study and reach your aims rather than dealing with imagenary stereotypes (by the way stereotypes are all imagenary)
a must watch film that treats a bit on highschool is A Beautiful Mind, it only focuses on this the first bit of the movie... but in practical way how a man dealt with his own mental problem with life around him... without showing ANY kind of stereotype. I think all highschool films must change direction and make them this way


3) Low Budget Comedies- the worst case kind of films... again they follow stereotypes and look like sitcoms. Worst of all is image quality... this is caused b using cheap cameras wich make the films appear to have too much light, making the film a total eyesore! jokes are boring and cliche, and the films are cliche themselves. a good (of the worst) example is scary movie an etc series
If you want to watch comedies pls watch Monty Python, home alone 1 and 2 (3 and 4 are low budget kind), Mel Brooks Films, Ghostbusters and so on...

[geoff-uk]

2)high school related movies- man... you can't get more boring then this! again most high school films look like sitcoms exploring a young girl or boy imaginary life in high school.again thyese sort of films feature LOADS of regular stereotypes (which are pretty stupid) like the Bully, the Leader, the Spoilt Girl, The Rich Snob, the Victim,the Lack of Self- Esteem guy, the sporty sidekick/playboy,the Nerd, The Stupid Teacher, The Powerless Principal etc etc
well when i was in in high school, i couldn't seed any of these stereotypes..due to the fact stereotypes don't exist, it is caused by the delusional habit of certain unsecure people who try to categorize people to have some false sense of security. Well those who tried to be bully were punished even sent to prison , nerds don't exist anywhere well stupid teachers do exist unfortunatly in high school though.
I think it's better that they make highschool film were it shows people in practical way how to deal with the problems there eg.minding your own business, study and reach your aims rather than dealing with imagenary stereotypes (by the way stereotypes are all imagenary)
a must watch film that treats a bit on highschool is A Beautiful Mind, it only focuses on this the first bit of the movie... but in practical way how a man dealt with his own mental problem with life around him... without showing ANY kind of stereotype. I think all highschool films must change direction and make them this way



So many HSM haters, I love it. :D

[sweenytodd]

Today I just watched one of the MOST HORRIBLE MOVIES of the year, It's nothing better than a 100 truck loads of elephant:shit:

That is Night at the Museum 2........
why,Jokes where:shit:
Owen Wilson was:shit:
Robin Williams was given the :shit:tiest part in his whole acting career in both movies, Come on Robin Williams is Better than that

It had to Ben Stiller to give the movie a slight lift but still the movie remains as bad as:shit:

this is one of those cheap comedy styles
I rest my case

[EthanRunt]

To retort on the fact, I caught it whilst waiting for another film, hate the first one with a passion, this looked twice as bad, I enjoyed it, yes Wilson was rubbish, Williams had nothing and some jokes were shoddy, but it had some good chuckles in it, more than I expected, and gave Hank Azaria a large chunk of screen-time, something he deserves completely.
And it had a whole plot complete with villain unlike the last one.
Add to that the complete trash that has been circumventing the multiplexes form mid-November onwards and this film suddenly seems more appealing than ever, so much rubbish thrown to the audience, not just kiddy flicks, but true intelligent dramas were reduced to tv-movie style writing, acting, everything.

[geoff-uk]

I am not going to post anymore on this thread. I have posted WAY too much.

[sweenytodd]

I am not going to post anymore on this thread. I have posted WAY too much.

lol, why? i enjoy your comments:punk:

By the way.... if you wanna watch a Robin Williams Movie watch August Rush or Bicentennial Man, even Popeye his first movie... Best watch Robin Williams Live on Broadway excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!