Movies That We Love to HATE!!!

[Fospherous]

Personally I love hating movies.
So here are the ones that I love to hate.

Armageddon - This fecking movie has to be the cheesiest piece of crap I have ever endured especially when you have to wait for Bruce Willis, to push the goddamn button!

Pokemon Movie - Cheesy japanease cartoons which sends shivers down my spine, especially when Ash's tear brings Pikachu back alive, I felt like I had to gauge my eyes out from cheesyness

Annoying Teen Comedies - I can't say one because there are loads of these pointless piles of crap all over the place, like the s.t valentines day massacre.

Air Force One - Harrison Ford as the US President, NEVER!... Well yes he was and gary oldman as a terrorist, Please stop!
Harrison Ford stars as a old man killing loads of terrorists on a plane followed by a annoying line at the end.
"GET OFF MY PLANE" Which Ford says to Oldman before he is pushed and stranglated by a rope which breaks his neck... Lovely!

So thats the movies that I love to hate, More may come soon but please tell me what movies you love to hate, right here right now, else "GET OFF MY PLANE!"

[kingpengvin]

Four words "THE MONK's MOBY DICK"

[Sparky]

Remakes

Most of the time remakes are made purely for financial gain and very rarely do the original movie justice - but i can't help watching them just to see how badly they screw up the original. Its like a train wreck, you just can't help it! :oops:

cheers

[Howitzer]

'The Sound Of Music' and other "classics"... Ugh, they do my peanut!!

Most recently I have to say H.S.M. *Stress/Frustrated neck tension* GAH!

[BenTuttle90]

The Baggage Boy and The Alien Attack

I know, I know...I made the movie, but the "Hello Moto" soundtack gets a little obnoxious...


Cheesy Movies They Have on The Sci-Fi Channel

Explains itself, no need for explanation.

[Fospherous]

Four words "THE MONK's MOBY DICK"


I know exactly what you mean, King..... That movie is pure evil!

[Chris62]

Remakes

Most of the time remakes are made purely for financial gain and very rarely do the original movie justice - but i can't help watching them just to see how badly they screw up the original. Its like a train wreck, you just can't help it! :oops:

cheers
Like the Invasion remake of the body snatchers.
Three remake of the same movie.
Hollywood has ran out of ideas.

[db4321]

Mary Poppins and The Sound Of Music are two films that spring to mind.

I don't think they're awful films in the true sense of the word but they're just too sugar-coated for my liking.

Still, plenty of people do like these films, so each to their own.

[Killian]

Chris; Hollywood ran out of ideas a loooooong time ago :wink:

As Sparky points out, remakes are usually a bad case of what Chris says: "Stuck for an idea? Hmmm; didn't (enter good to ok original film that is usually a cult classic or fondly remembered for whatever reason) do good? Why don't we just grab the rights or, better yet, use the old "based on..." or "inspired by..." line, and make a pot load of cash off those who want to recapture the feelings the original film inspired?"

It's the same with the band wagon phenomenon; one specific film will strike a chord with the viewing public and the other studios will rush out and try and hang onto the coat-tails of it's success by churning out some half-arsed "reimagining/inspiration" of that movie to try and grab a bit of its box office. Look at the spate of "children's books about magical events" movies that suddenly spawned all over the place when Harry Potter did well at the box office; Narnia, Golden Compass, The Dark is Rising, etc, etc. The same happened back when the original Star Wars came out (Battle Beyond the Stars, anyone? :helpsmilie:)

Ok; some rantage there, so back on topic; ok slight off-topic... movies I hate to love :)

I'm embarassed enough to say that I love Last Action Hero, simply because it's cheese to the hilt and knows it... Krull, another cheesey classic... Hawk the Slayer... any cheesier and it would have a sticker saying "Cheddar" on it...

The other kind (that TF meant in the original post); sheesh I could list loads, but a couple of the top ones would have to agree with Howie ("The Horror That We Dare Not Name"; perhaps JosephKW can make his next Lovecraft film about it? On second thoughts, I doubt even old HP himself could stand the sanity-blasting eldritch horror of that...); I am Leg-end (sorry, the ending of this farce just completely ruined any credibility Hollywood ever had, IMO; why ruin a perfectly great book by tacking that ending on, I ask you? And don't get me started on The Omega Man...); Epic Movie and it's ilk (REALLY don't get me started on this monstrosity and it's bastard offspring....)

I could go on... but I won't :)

[Fospherous]

I agree Killian, Them Disaster Movies, Date Movies, Epic Movies that keep getting made are just so annoying and are utterly diabolical!

[EthanRunt]

Disaster Movie wasn't as bad as Epic or Spartans, not that it's remotely alright in any way.

And how do you mean Teen Comedies?
Like Superbad and American Pie or do you mean the audience as opposed to the characters' ages?

Torture Porn flicks I love to hate, can't stand watching them and enjoy seeing people try to defend them.

[Fospherous]

I do actually like Superbad, but stuff like that mary kate fecking olson sister rubbish is the stuff I'm talking about.

[EthanRunt]

Tween flicks you mean, that High School Musical nonsense and those Bratz things?

[BiggsTrek]

Put me down for "Transformers" - yikes, that was bad. Only redeeming thing in it was the girl. She was hot. Literally. Had a sheen of sweat on her skin the whole movie through... (not that I was looking *cough*.)

[Fospherous]

Thats It Ethan!....Damn those movies.

[BiggsTrek]

I have one that I REALLY hate, and yet I've never seen it (and don't intend seeing it): LAKEVIEW TERRACE. I don't know why, but the ads for it are enough to make me cringe. My wife asked me if I wanted to go see it yesterday, and I pretty much screamed NO! at her. I didn't realize how much I despised this film.

And still, I don't know why... but it's something about the trailers. Maybe it's digging up some inherited memory from a past life. I dunno.

I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

[asa.oleary123]

I think 'The Lord of the Flies' Movie was pretty bad

[geoff-uk]

Ugh, I can't stand High School Musical! It annoys me that one chessy musical film that aired on TV has become so damn popular and the third one even got a theatrical release! What the heck is up with that? My cousin dispises it as well. It certantly fits in with the other cr@p on Disney Channel like Hanna Montana or Camp Rock. My cousin dispises it as well. Every time I walk into the living room my little sister is always watching something on Disney Channel. Shes a HSM fan as well. What do I know? Its a girls film.

[Kit06]

I hate Titanic, the plot is sooooooooooooo obvious. The acting is not great either.

P.S

I also hate The Da Vinci Code :wacko:

[JazzX]

"Epic Movie"

Epic Fail.

[timothy_richmond_3]

I detest Epic Movie, and mostly all live-action Disney films suck (Zoom... The Shaggy Dog... High School Musical... urgh). I also love to hate Star Wars: The Clone Wars, even though I never watched it, because the animation looked horribly stiff, and George Lucas is just milking the cash cow.

[geoff-uk]

I detest Epic Movie, and mostly all live-action Disney films suck (Zoom... The Shaggy Dog... High School Musical... urgh). I also love to hate Star Wars: The Clone Wars, even though I never watched it, because the animation looked horribly stiff, and George Lucas is just milking the cash cow.

You hate High School Musical? Welcome to the club. :D