Conspiracy theories

[Dulci]

I love conspiracy theories.

Let's hear your favorite ones! Be sure to tell us if you believe in the one you post :)

[Toon Skull]

I love conspiracy theories.

Let's hear your favorite ones! Be sure to tell us if you believe in the one you post :)
Are you crazy? That's exactly what the government wants us to do. So they can quickly identify the people who know too much and silence them. IF I got on here and told you half the things I know, the MIB would be camped out on both our doorsteps as well as the people we have limited contact with such as our families. I am not going to go on about things we already know to be true like bigfoot working with the NSA, the Roswell Elvis Impersonation Aliens, or the Nanobots in our Bottled Drinking Water. That would be too easy. The real conspiracy that takes place right under your nose is the Rockstar GTA San Andreas "Epsilon Cult", but I didn't tell you about it.


http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/571/gtaheaderea8.gif

For more information you can follow this link (http://www.rockstargames.com/epsilonprogram/contact.htm). But as of right now I am going to start spoofing my IP and hiding out in the crawl space under the house for the next few weeks until this all blows over.

[Roger]

Monk was abducted by aliens and has come back to spy on us all! :whistling:

Other than that I think that the protests at the G20 this year was exagerrated and partly orchestrated by the media in the name of getting a "good story". :oops:

[db4321]

Just for the sake of it, whenever the opportunity arose, I used to have an annoying habit of telling anyone who would listen that the 1969 moon landings never took place and that it was all one big con.

I could never explain why or provide any evidence that backed up what I was saying. The best I would come up with was that, for example, if you couldn't be put through to the right person at a call-centre, then how the heck could someone fly his little rocket to the moon and have a stroll about.

Do I think the moon landings were faked? I really don't know. Probably not. I'm certainly not intelligent enough to put across any convincing evidence or argument. If anything, it would be more difficult to fake such an event, than to do it for real (just think of all the people involved that would have to live a lie for the rest of their lives).

[Kit06]

I used this site to make my own little consiracy - http://www.uiowa.edu/~belinctr/classes/isi/group2/conspire.html


What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand TMOA you need to realize that everything is controlled by the United Nations made up of dog walkers with help from IT consultants.

The conspiracy first started during the birth of Christ in Madrid. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including invention of the toilet.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their frequent hair curling.

They want to quell the RSPCA and imprison resisters in the sewers using pre-owned jetpacks.

In order to prepare for this, we all must start mud wrestling. Since the media is controlled by a think tank we should get our information from Gordon Brown.

[Fospherous]

Roswell and....Mothman

[asa.oleary123]

One of my favourite Youtubers is nufffrespect (http://www.youtube.com/user/NufffRespect). He's an avid conspiracy theorist, name a conspiracy theory he's done something on it.

My favs are-
How Youtube are facists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o26N2SE2zOs&feature=channel)
How the Media Controls Your Mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlr0qf0eTHU&feature=channel_page)
Internet Censorship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFhbSolKWP0&feature=channel)

I can't believe that no-one has mentioned 9-11

He has some thought provoking (If untrue) videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd8B-8Au-Wk&feature=channel) on it.

Also the JFK theory has been proved wrong, many have said it was the driver that shot JFK, or the government, this is utter crap of course.
P.S- Don't watch his assassination if you're squeamish.

[cecil_evans]

Dick Cheney started the swine flu to sell Tamiflu, a flu vaccine that he owns shares in. He released it in Mexico, so we would be able to blame it on Mexicans and close the border. That way, he could sell us a fence. Do you have any idea how much 2000 miles of fence costs?

[Killian]

Remember; just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...

[stvndysn]

heres a good conspiracy thats going round at the moment

experts have said that the internet will crash in 2012 due to too many users and not enough internet size, now have they been paid off by the isp's to keep the internet from fully being internet for all and free so they keep making money off us.

[Orky]

I heard a rumor that there was gonna be a spambot that came and tried to sell us replica purses in broken English. Forgot where I heard that one from...Hrmm.

- Orky

[BenTuttle90]

New favorite conspiracy. There are spammers in this site who know where Bigfoot is and sell products I don't give a :censored: about...

Sorry... spammers anger me and also a bit overstressed from the past few weeks...bad combination.


Really I like the fake moon landing conspiracy. Funny claims about what they see in the photos. The big evidence is the flag moving, but I used to know how the flag moved...but I can't remember it.

[Toon Skull]

Just for the sake of it, whenever the opportunity arose, I used to have an annoying habit of telling anyone who would listen that the 1969 moon landings never took place and that it was all one big con.

I could never explain why or provide any evidence that backed up what I was saying. The best I would come up with was that, for example, if you couldn't be put through to the right person at a call-centre, then how the heck could someone fly his little rocket to the moon and have a stroll about.

Do I think the moon landings were faked? I really don't know. Probably not. I'm certainly not intelligent enough to put across any convincing evidence or argument. If anything, it would be more difficult to fake such an event, than to do it for real (just think of all the people involved that would have to live a lie for the rest of their lives).

If the moon landings were faked, then they did a pretty good job faking and keeping the secret for so long. In fact, Myth Busters on Discovery did an episode debunking the "conspiracy" but after the show I felt like they only proved it could be faked. Leaving me even more confused. If the moon landings are not fake, then they made many extremely dangerous trips using computers less powerful than a pocket calculator and never took much safety considerations.

What many people don't realize is the vast difference in distance between the Earth and the Moon compared to a shuttle flight. The shuttle remains inside the Earth's atmosphere. The shuttle "flys" over the Earth at 100 to 600 miles high. The Moon is 240,000 miles away. I too will remain stuck in the middle on this one until the Chinese launch their mission. The US will look like fools if the Chinese end up finding anything to prove otherwise.

[Orky]

If the moon landings were faked, then they did a pretty good job faking and keeping the secret for so long. In fact, Myth Busters on Discovery did an episode debunking the "conspiracy" but after the show I felt like they only proved it could be faked. Leaving me even more confused. If the moon landings are not fake, then they made many extremely dangerous trips using computers less powerful than a pocket calculator and never took much safety considerations.

What many people don't realize is the vast difference in distance between the Earth and the Moon compared to a shuttle flight. The shuttle remains inside the Earth's atmosphere. The shuttle "flys" over the Earth at 100 to 600 miles high. The Moon is 240,000 miles away. I too will remain stuck in the middle on this one until the Chinese launch their mission. The US will look like fools if the Chinese end up finding anything to prove otherwise.

They can always just say "lol, silly Chinese propaganda". Which at least 50% of the US' population would accept.

- Orky

[Fospherous]

heres a good conspiracy thats going round at the moment

experts have said that the internet will crash in 2012 due to too many users and not enough internet size, now have they been paid off by the isp's to keep the internet from fully being internet for all and free so they keep making money off us.

Everyone likes 2012 for some reason to say crazy shit will happen? :D

[Killian]

End of Mayan calendar; planetary alignments; return of the Lizard People; cats and dogs living together...

[Daninsky]

What many people don't realize is the vast difference in distance between the Earth and the Moon compared to a shuttle flight. The shuttle remains inside the Earth's atmosphere. The shuttle "flys" over the Earth at 100 to 600 miles high. The Moon is 240,000 miles away. I too will remain stuck in the middle on this one until the Chinese launch their mission. The US will look like fools if the Chinese end up finding anything to prove otherwise.
Like, say, posting photos of moon calves on the Chinese MyAstronaut site? :w00t:


Even if the Moon landing should have been faked I would care little about that because we did gain the means to got there in the meantime so the question of viability then is of little impact now...



I always liked the conspiracy theory that L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology with the help of Microsoft founder Bill Gates plan to take over world domination and to reach this goal they started replacing keyfigures with robots, Ronald Reagan was a early 8-bit prototype, Tom Cruise seems to be a more sophisticated but no less ill programmed follow-up to that.

[BiggsTrek]

I hate conspiracy theories. Made up by people with too much time on their hands using ludicrous false logic to "prove" their claims.

All I can add is... :fuk2:

[stvndysn]

I always liked the conspiracy theory that L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology with the help of Microsoft founder Bill Gates plan to take over world domination and to reach this goal they started replacing keyfigures with robots, Ronald Reagan was a early 8-bit prototype, Tom Cruise seems to be a more sophisticated but no less ill programmed follow-up to that.


they must have got to gordon brown then cos he seems to be stuck in bankrupt the country mode

[wackyal3000]

This is my favourite clearly wrong theory at the moment.

What the Scientists don't want you to know (lol):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kL7qDeI05U

[Fospherous]

End of Mayan calendar; planetary alignments; return of the Lizard People; cats and dogs living together...


My bets on Cats and Dogs living together, it's got to happen some day...

[Roger]

This is my favourite clearly wrong theory at the moment.

What the Scientists don't want you to know (lol):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kL7qDeI05UThat was a brilliant fake, although I am surprised how many viewers took it seriously. :sailor:

[asa.oleary123]

My bets on Cats and Dogs living together, it's got to happen some day...

I think that French and English people living together in harmony is a little more difficult to imagine than cats and dogs....

Bloody French...

(Sorry all you frenchies)

P.S- Thieving bastards.

[Toon Skull]

Sorry to redirect the conversation back to the Epsilon Cult issue, but I find it amazing. Rockstar games produced "San Andreas" and if you pop Epsilon Cult into Google or any other search engine there are thousands of people trying to find the red truck, the cultist, talking trees, some kind of back door built in the game, etc..

My brother used the game modding program (Sanny Builder) and both he and I cannot find one line of code that references any of this but try to tell the loyal seekers and look out! Because everyone enjoys a good mystery.

Odd things that happen in the game,


(just the one) farm house windows glow blue at night
hikers walk around talking about the cult (dropping phrases)
maps posted in certain locations with markers on them
area known as "Back of Beyond" is loaded with wrecked but drivable cars


Many modders have made bigfoot mods and told people that you can find bigfoot or even leather face in the game so there are many people who hoax it up.

Do I believe Rockstar hid something inside GTA SA? Yes, the Hot Coffee was a hidden game and all it took was a modder to find it and flip a boolean switch to turn it on. IMO if there is anything to this, it has to be hardcoded to the game and not part of the mission scripts.

@Biggs Trek: That's a pretty rude attitude, no conspiracy theory has ever killed anyone and you have your right not to like a mystery but a little paranoia is a good thing now and then.

[BiggsTrek]

@Biggs Trek: That's a pretty rude attitude, no conspiracy theory has ever killed anyone and you have your right not to like a mystery but a little paranoia is a good thing now and then.

lol, ok, if you say so.

[Fospherous]

Bloody Aussies!...always causing mayhem! :001_tt2:

[Toon Skull]

heres a good conspiracy thats going round at the moment

experts have said that the internet will crash in 2012 due to too many users and not enough internet size, now have they been paid off by the isp's to keep the internet from fully being internet for all and free so they keep making money off us.

Sounds like that Internet 2 conspiracy theory that some right wing radio DJ is airing all over the place. If they were able to "close" or "shutdown" the internet and replace it with something else, people would revert to older systems like FIDO and Telnet. FidoNet is about 10,000 systems world-wide which comprise a network which exchanges mail and files via Modems using a proprietary protocol. They are connected with cooperating UNIX-based smart-hosts which act as their MX-receivers.

As for the magic number 2012, that would be year I graduate from high school. :smartass: So I plan to hold an "End of the World" party theme. :punk: My dad says they have been moving that date up ever since he was a kid. It started 1981, 1984, 1993, 1999, 2000, and now 2012! So I am going to pick a new date with more meaning... Feb. 2, 2022. :nuke: