Voice Actors Wanted

[grouchobeer]

grouchobeer productions presents "Nannygate", the Bernie Kerik story. Several small parts still open:

Iokiyar, Bernie's Korean grown bastard daughter: Me so horny! Me love you long time! Fucky sucky fie dollar.

Theresa, Bernie's sister: While Mommy's at the hospital, you're going to stay with one of Uncle Bernie's whores.

Theresa's young daughter or son: Why does Uncle Bernie have three aunts and all my other uncles have one?:

Mook: Commish, youse are doing a great job down here. I want to give youse the keys to an apartment of mine that the rescue workers can use.

Thug: Nice country you got here. Shame if anything should happen to it, youknowwhatI'msayin'?

Jeanette Pinero, a Prison guard: Bernie? Hello? Oh, here's a note. "Darling, I love you. I can't wait to see you again." Awww. "Love, Judith". Judith? Oh, maybe that's what he calls himself when he wears my panties...

Cop #1: POLICE! FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Cop #2: JUDITH REGAN'S CELL PHONE IS MISSING! NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL WE GET IT BACK!

Judith Regan, a publisher/prostitute (seducing Bernie): Can I suck your dick?

Judith Regan (after being jilted): Can I bite off your dick?

All the parts except Judith Regan and Iokiyar require NY/NJ accent.

You must have an internet connection and a good mic and you must be willing to sign a release. If interested, please pm me.

[rposhard]

Sent in some voices. I'll do anything you need: man, woman or child. Your movies are always outstanding and I hope some day to play larger roles for you so I decided to show off a bit. Sorry if it was a little bit "over the top".

[grouchobeer]

You were great! Thanks! And I'm sure there will be larger roles in other movies.

One male role still open. All the above female roles and child's role still open.

One more caveat: I would like to use real names (rather than web names) in the credits. If you are in the movie, it doesn't have to be YOUR real name, but it should be A real name.