The 10 Celebrities List

[Dulci]

Surely you're all aware of THE list. The list of 10 celebrities you'd, you know, do IT (!) with if given the opportunity, whether or not your significant other approved.

I give you all this disclaimer - of course, you wouldn't really do IT with these people without the approval of your significant other, but just pretend anyway!

[BiggsTrek]

TMO celebrities or just real life ones? ;)

[EDIT: lol - I better not...]

[Dulci]

TMO celebrities or just real life ones? ;)

:blink: I'll leave that up to, you naughty naughty boy!

[Dulci]

My list for today, as I am fickle and might change my mind as soon as tomorrow:

Matthew McConaughey
David Duchvny
Ewan McGregor
Jeff Goldblum
Daniel Craig
Dave Matthews
Owen Wilson
Richard Gere
Milo Ventimig
Hugh Jackman

Now TMU celebrities, that’s a whole nother story!

For a giant TMU pajama party, I’d pick:
well, wouldn't you like to know!

[sisch]

Haha, now I'm waiting for a few more lists....

I, of course, would never think about things like this. :innocent:

[rogerSIMIAN]

Haha. Ok, then. The Celebrity List in alphabetical order...

*Jessica Alba
*Kate Beckinsale
*Destiny's Child (would this count as one vote? If not could I have TLC circa "Waterfalls" instead, please?)
*Cameron Diaz
*Polly Jean Harvey (PJ Harvey)
*Salma Hayek
*Nicole Kidman
*Lucy Liu
*Karen O (from Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
*Liv Tyler

I didn't feel the need to add Angelina Jolie to the list 'cause she's like your get-out-of-jail-free card. Surely no spouse or loved one would begrudge you Angelina Jolie, no matter what your gender. :-)~

Maybe we should also give our top 5 or top 10 list of characters from TMU movies (or is that just toooo sad? Heehee.)

[BiggsTrek]

OK, might need a Time Machine for a few of these, but it's all a dreamfest anyway...

1) Jennifer Aniston
2) Rachel Welch
3) Jane Seymour
4) Liv Tyler
5) Salma Hayek
6) Rebecca Gayheart
7) Rita Hayworth
8) Olivia Newton-John
9) Elle McPherson
10) [insert ANY WILLING celebrity actress here!]

:devil:

[Elbow]

In no particular order:

Meg Ryan (before the lip job) French kiss period

Doris Day (what a bottom she had)

Marilyn Monroe (what a everything she had) plus, smart blonds are more fun.

Jennifer Tilly (cute sluts are even more awesome than regular ones)

Zuleikha Robinson (sultry in Hidalgo)

Brigitte Bardot (quintessential sex kitten)

Twiggy (more of a let's have a chat about fashion while we "do it")

Amelia Earhart (adventurous) besides, she's a cutie.

Halle Berry (once homeless to famous) talk about drive!

Tie between
Judy Garland and Greta Garbo (both suffered from depression & what better cure than a man making her...happy)
I'm just a nice guy.

:001_tt2: bad elbow

[riott007]

Here's mine - Woot

1.Jack Black
2. Adrian Brody
3. James Spader
4. Frodo
5. Johnny Depp in women's clothing
6. Christian Bale - after he killed the hooker
7. Dave Chappelle & Charlie Murphy
8. Any male Asian celebrity - Jet li - Come to momma!
9 The guy that does the viagara commerical - Mr. Smiley :D
10. The guy from a 1990 Chippendale's calendar - Mr. December

TMO Celebrities - Here's my list

1. Mort - One eyeball - no hands, probably a deaf mute
2. Everybody on theriott.com site..."including sisch"
3. AND - cuz he looks like the devil...a horny one
4. Jazzx - gagged and cuz he can blow for hours. ;)
5. Sam and Woody - Tag team baby!

[A_N_D]

Here's mine - Woot

1.Jack Black
2. Adrian Brody
3. James Spader
4. Frodo
5. Johnny Depp in women's clothing
6. Christian Bale - after he killed the hooker
7. Dave Chappelle & Charlie Murphy
8. Any male Asian celebrity - Jet li - Come to momma!
9 The guy that does the viagara commerical - Mr. Smiley :D
10. The guy from a 1990 Chippendale's calendar - Mr. December

TMO Celebrities - Here's my list

1. Mort - One eyeball - no hands, probably a deaf mute
2. Everybody on theriott.com site..."including sisch"
3. AND - cuz he looks like the devil...a horny one
4. Jazzx - gagged and cuz he can blow for hours. ;)
5. Sam and Woody - Tag team baby!



I made Riott's list, so the rest of you can officially get bent. I am the m'fing MAN.

Okay, here we go:

1. Lucy Liu (those little freckles, oh my)
2. Angelina Jolie (those lips, oh my)
3. Salma Hayek (that body, oh my)
4. Drew Barrymore (that badpretty attitude, oh my)
5. Janeane Garafolo (that geek intellect, oh my)
6. Juliette Lewis (she looks like such a nasty little... oh my)
7. Liv Tyler (creamy skin, luscious lips, slamming bod, oh my)
8. Helena Bonham Carter (in Fight Club - crazy wenches turn me on, oh my)
9. Keira Knightley (flat chests don't bother me in the slightest, oh my)
10. Natalie Portman (I would kick the living shit out of Darth Vader just to get close to her, oh my)



And if I were gay:

1. Brad Pitt
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Johnny Depp
4. George Clooney
5. Antonio Banderas
6. Colin Farrell
7. A foursome with Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, and a little Steve Carrell on the side, because they all make me laugh

I can't come up with ten, because, well, I'm not actually gay, no matter how much Jase crosses his fingers or how hard he wishes it was so.


A_N_D

[Dulci]

Drat, I forgot about Colin Farrell. Guess he'll have to be #11 :001_tt2:

[rogerSIMIAN]

I made Riott's list, so the rest of you can officially get bent. I am the m'fing MAN.

Ah, well, see some of us others can rest easy knowing we made it onto Riott's list under category 2:

Everybody on theriott.com site..."including sisch"

But, then again - that includes you too so I guess you made the list twice. Damnit!

Maybe it's time for me to reconsider growing that devilish beard and tail.

[kwistufa]

I made Riott's list, so the rest of you can officially get bent. I am the m'fing MAN.


I can't come up with ten, because, well,
I'm not actually gay, no matter how much Jase crosses his fingers or how hard he wishes it was so.


A_N_D

Sometimes when you wish HARD Enough they can cum True! :santa:

Announcing the Much requested
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g224/kwistufa/da3a2d93.jpg

"The Aren't I an Awesome Blow Hard Doll!!"
Also included: Puncture Kit, Personally Autographed Plain paper print of A_N_D Naked, Cute Pigtails,
Links to Movies he's VO'd in,
PLUS!! 'Free subscription' to his YouTube Channel...!! :thumbup:

[EmeraldEdge]

Wow, this is hard. I'll just throw a few off the top of my head I guess.

Hsu Chi ("I have to pee." Oh, yeah)
Betty Hutton (why fight the feelin'?)
Milla Jovovich (put in that orange wig baby!)
Erin Gray (ain't nothin' wrong with a Wilma Deering fetish, right?)
Jennifer Connelly (for so many reasons)
Salma Hayek
Virginia Madsen
Winona Ryder
Selma Blair
Monica Belluci (I mean, really.)

Of course I'm sure there are some who would bump others off the list, but that's a quick overview I guess.

[Norrie]

Do I detect the green eyed monster rearing its head in Kwis's post? Touch of jealousy from our Aussie chum?

Remember Kwis, Riott has a thing for midgets – A_N_D was always a shoo-in :47:

Here's my top of the head list (in no particular order) :w00t:

Michelle Pfiefer – oh those Baker Boys
Audrey Hepburn – stunning, just stunning
Isabella Rossellini – it was her or her mum :o
Jodie Foster – brains turn me on
Thandie Newton – tall and tanned and young and lovely
Chrissie Hynde – rock chick, 'nuff said
Helena Bonham Carter – an English rose who loves a prick
Susan Sarandon – brains, talent, and those eyes!
Sarah Chalke – adorable
Maggie Gyllenhaal – how do you spell hummina, hummina?


TMO choices: Need you ask?
But I'd add the much missed Myshe as well :wub:

[rogerSIMIAN]

Ok, my Top 5 to-do-list for characters in TMU films I saw recently. I know, I know: I'm very, verrrry sad.

One of my favourite recent TMU movies was Dulci's "Rinse and Repeat" a damn fine psychological thriller, which I can highly recommend. However - the protagonist was just a tad too unhinged to make it onto this list. I mean, it would just be plain wrong! Heehee. :-)~

THE INTERMEDIATE by Sisch

*Kitty* (Riott007)
She's just so cute, sweet and vulnerable. You want to wrap her up in cotton-wool and feed her Ferrero Rocher chocolates and foot massages.

*Cora* (Sisch)
She's bitchy and smouldering like all the best Femme Fatales. And what a voice!!! I suspect she probably has a wardrobe full of leather gear.

http://www.tmunderground.com/watch/4f88b3a8e3d44c636cbd/The-Intermediate


CLEOPATRA III by TheMGMKid

*Cleopatra* (H_Finniccaro)
Regal, exotic, passionate and my God are those, uhm, "pyramids" real!?!?

http://www.tmunderground.com/watch/8035d23f69e30bb19218/CLEOPATRA-III


DULCI DOES TMO by Dulci

*The central character of "Dulci Does TMO" who is in no way based on any living person with a similar sounding name* (Dulci)
Well, she's just so ambitious and slutty. Heehee. Cute hair too.

http://www.tmunderground.com/watch/c4fa56eb1e1f8cbe183b/Dulci-Does-TMO


DR FRANKENSTEIN PLASTIC SURGEON by BudBundysMullet

*Lana Stevens* (Riott007)
Well, ok yes - she's had a wee bit of corrective surgery here 'n' there, but who hasn't these days? A genuine b-movie celebrity, and a bad girl too - did you see the way she terrorized downtown Tokio? She brings her own booze too, which is always a plus.

http://www.tmunderground.com/watch/a8402bebb765225ce8c0/Dr.Frankenstein-Plastic-Surgeon

:euro:

[Roger]

I must admit I don't have the desire to do it with any celebrity. I really don't buy into all that celebrity malarkey.

I do appreciate a talented person for their talent, but their personal life is not that important. Although I have enjoyed a few biographies. But I can't stand gossip press. But I do accept and understand that others enjoy it and wouldn't want to take it away from them.

Now if it was a case of having dinner then there are a few I would find very interesting company for an evening. :)

This is twice this has come up today for me. Earlier I did a You Gov poll for what autographs I would want. Easy for me, I didn't want anyone's. :p

[Roger]

DULCI DOES TMO by Dulci

*The central character of "Dulci Does TMO" who is in no way based on any living person with a similar sounding name* (Dulci)
Well, she's just so ambitious and slutty. Heehee. Cute hair too.

http://www.tmunderground.com/watch/c4fa56eb1e1f8cbe183b/Dulci-Does-TMO

Maybe I should get a T shirt with "I did Dulci!" on it! :lol:

Double post, yay!

[Norrie]

I must admit I don't have the desire to do it with any celebrity. I really don't buy into all that celebrity malarkey.


Stop being so literal Roger :)
It's not about celebrity, it's about the list that your partner can't say no to.
Pretty dull if you said the girl behind the counter at the Tesco in Eastbourne :yes:

Now, let's see Alex' list!

[Dulci]

Ok, my Top 5 to-do-list for characters in TMU films I saw recently. I know, I know: I'm very, verrrry sad.

One of my favourite recent TMU movies was Dulci's "Rinse and Repeat" a damn fine psychological thriller, which I can highly recommend. However - the protagonist was just a tad too unhinged to make it onto this list. I mean, it would just be plain wrong! Heehee. :-)~

DULCI DOES TMO by Dulci

*The central character of "Dulci Does TMO" who is in no way based on any living person with a similar sounding name* (Dulci)
Well, she's just so ambitious and slutty. Heehee. Cute hair too.

http://www.tmunderground.com/watch/c4fa56eb1e1f8cbe183b/Dulci-Does-TMO



:euro:


The character in Rinse & Repeat would probably just think you were a hallucination :52:

As for that Dulci chick, well, you just never know who she's gonna...I mean...where she's gonna turn up next! :angel: or :devil2: - who knows? I still laugh at the banana scene with Kwistufa - that was a required line for the Ultimate TMO'er.

[rogerSIMIAN]

The character in Rinse & Repeat would probably just think you were a hallucination :52:

Heeheehee.

Oh, and I did wonder about that banana line. :001_tongue:

[Roger]

Stop being so literal Roger :)
It's not about celebrity, it's about the list that your partner can't say no to.
Pretty dull if you said the girl behind the counter at the Tesco in Eastbourne :yes:

Now, let's see Alex' list!
Alex does indeed have a list.

Recently it has been the Highland games. She just loves watching men in kilts tossing their caber's! :tt2:

I honestly don't have a list, I should be ashamed of myself! :no:

I'll have to have a think about this. Btw the girl in Tesco's is all spotty! :47:

[db4321]

I'm sure I'd faint if any of these actually agreed to it, but here goes (in no particular order and subject to change):

Scarlett Johansen
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Naomi Watts
Julianne Moore
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jennifer Aniston
Audrey Hepburn
Nicole Kidman
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore

Phew! I'm worn out just thinking up that list, nevermind anything else!

[sisch]

Okay, here's my list (I actually had to think about it for some time - like Roger I'm not that much into celebrities, I prefer to know people and them to stimulate my brain before... :biggrin:)

In no particular order

Rutger Hauer (time machine needed - he was sexiest in his early 40's)
Hugh Jackman
Ewan Mcgregor (he's a scot and men in kilts are sexy)
Patrick Stewart (okay, maybe more for a talkie - though bald men are sexy, I would love to talk to him about acting!)
Josh Hartnett (those eyebrows!)
James Spader (that voice!)

[Norrie]

Okay, here's my list (I actually had to think about it for some time - like Roger I'm not that much into celebrities, I prefer to know people and them to stimulate my brain before... :biggrin:)

In no particular order

Rutger Hauer (time machine needed - he was sexiest in his early 40's)
Hugh Jackman
Ewan Mcgregor (he's a scot and men in kilts are sexy)
Patrick Stewart (okay, maybe more for a talkie - though bald men are sexy, I would love to talk to him about acting!)
Josh Hartnett (those eyebrows!)
James Spader (that voice!)

(he's a scot and scotsmen are sexy)

Hey! I see what I want, OK?

[Jase180]

A_N_D and his latent gay feelings must be causing conflicts again within his tiny brain, as he once again goes right to the gay factor, something he mentions on a frequent basis. Doesnt AND realize we are his friends and dont care that he wants a glass of wine and a man pole in his arse. Dude, its ok, leap out, we dont care!

My list is simple.

1. Kate Winslet

TMO-Bwhahhahhahhaha Theres like 3 chicks on the island...so durrrrrr this isn't exactly a complicated differential equation.

*AND made the same list as Sam & Woody..don't go swaking in glee yet pal.

[Norrie]

Funnily enough, I thought about the glorious Kate. But I couldn't bring myself to pick someone who could be sullied by being picked by Jase; just too creepy :)

As for TMO women Jase: broaden your mind. There's loads of drama queens, big girls' blouses, and sad old spinsters peeking through curtains looking for infractions.

Plus JudyAnn wields power, always fun :o

[Jase180]

Funnily enough, I thought about the glorious Kate. But I couldn't bring myself to pick someone who could be sullied by being picked by Jase; just too creepy :)



Kate Winslet is the hotness...

[sisch]

TMO-Bwhahhahhahhaha Theres like 3 chicks on the island...so durrrrrr this isn't exactly a complicated differential equation.



Care to elaborate on that, Mr. Jase180?:glare:











:D

[Jase180]

Care to elaborate on that, Mr. Jase180?:glare:

:D

:shifty:

[riott007]

I was going to put eobaggs on my list (provided he would be tied up and gagged) but I hear he's underage. :(

[rogerSIMIAN]

I was going to put eobaggs on my list (provided he would be tied up and gagged) but I hear he's underage. :(

Haha. Yeah, I was surprised not to see Maggot in your top 5 but that would explain it.

[riott007]

must behave..must behave must behave..must behave

I rather not say anything rude right now. ;)

[rogerSIMIAN]

I rather not say anything rude right now. ;)

I think playing good-girl Kitty has rubbed off on you, La Riott. But it's nice to see you turning the other cheek (so to speak). Heehee.

:-)~

[kwistufa]

Delta Goodrum
Jeri Ryan (as 7 of 9)
Christina Aguillera
Rhona Mitra (Boston Legal)
Saffron Burrows(Boston Legal)
Drew Barrymore
Rena Owen
Vanessa Williams
Kylie Minogue
Xena (as long as she made that funny noise)

[rogerSIMIAN]

Just a stab in the dark here - 'Boston Legal' wouldn't happen to be one of your favourite shows would it, Kwis?

7 of 9
Kind of the PR girl for Borg assimilation. I'd go willingly.

Xena
I once wrote a daft 'zine article about how Xena could kick all the Spice Girls' arses and still not break a sweat in her leather cozzy. A very powerful lady!

Kylie
If it hadn't been for Kylie as the absynth faerie (and Nicole Kidman, of course) I don't think I'd have been able to sit all the way through 'Moulin Rouge'.

:euro:

[A_N_D]

A_N_D and his latent gay feelings must be causing conflicts again within his tiny brain, as he once again goes right to the gay factor, something he mentions on a frequent basis. Doesnt AND realize we are his friends and dont care that he wants a glass of wine and a man pole in his arse. Dude, its ok, leap out, we dont care!


Jase sent me this the other night, with a heart next to it and a smiley face. I think he was trying to tell me something.


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:156422


A_N_D

[Dulci]

Jase sent me this the other night, with a heart next to it and a smiley face. I think he was trying to tell me something.


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:156422


A_N_D


For some reason I feel like posting this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qcwyomVpM

:tongue_smilie:

[rogerSIMIAN]

Heehee - brings new meaning to your phrase: "Right behind you, with a brick and a roll of duct tape, AND".

:devil2:

[Jase180]

Jase sent me this the other night, with a heart next to it and a smiley face. I think he was trying to tell me something.


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:156422


A_N_D

Thats like Watermelon Kool-Aid. WEAK.

[ChatNoir]

Here's mine (in no particular order):

Ralph Fiennes (about 5 years ago)
Anderson Cooper
Brian Williams
David Muir
Charlie Rose (about 10 year ago)
Angelina Jolie (about 3 years ago)
Rachel Maddow
Cate Blanchett