charliebucket
07-13-2009, 11:05 PM
THIS IS A MUSICAL AND IT DOES REQUIRE SINGING
Farmer
Comedy/Musical.
Setting: In 1938, Rural Plains of Idaho, a small run-down farm, in the state of foreclosure.
Farmer, mid 30’s caucasin male, a miserable drug addict. Has a deep country accent, and is very ignorant. Yet he is a very well-built strong brute. Most of the time, high off marajuna.
Pig, late 20’s British male, he is very intelligent domestic swine. Street smart. Try’s to warn Farmer.
Shirley, early 30’s female, shes somewhat attractive but depressed. She hates living on the farm. She also takes drugs to relieve her pain. think wiz of oz Dorthy-like,
Berkshire, late 30’s male, a large Berkshire boar, has a heavy Brooklyn accent, ruthless mobster. He’s very greedy and hates when he doesn’t get fed.
Neptune, early 30’s male, a Hereford swine, with an Irish accent. A disciplined capo.
Tirpitz, early 20’s male, Tamsworth breed, a rookie, Brooklyn accent.
FARMER, PIG, & SHIRLEY HAS ONE SONG
AUDITION LINES:
FarmerMAJOR
Whoa, whoa boy! Settle down. Your getting faster aint’ ya blueberry.
Pig MAJOR
That fat bastard over there. You haven’t fed him in a week.
Shirley MAJOR
(furious)
I hate everything about this place.
Berkshire MINOR
Do whatever you gotta’ do.
Neptune MINOR
We send our regards from Berkshire.
Tirpitz MINOR
Whata’ bout’ the skirt?
EMAIL: charliebucke@gmail.com
Farmer
Comedy/Musical.
Setting: In 1938, Rural Plains of Idaho, a small run-down farm, in the state of foreclosure.
Farmer, mid 30’s caucasin male, a miserable drug addict. Has a deep country accent, and is very ignorant. Yet he is a very well-built strong brute. Most of the time, high off marajuna.
Pig, late 20’s British male, he is very intelligent domestic swine. Street smart. Try’s to warn Farmer.
Shirley, early 30’s female, shes somewhat attractive but depressed. She hates living on the farm. She also takes drugs to relieve her pain. think wiz of oz Dorthy-like,
Berkshire, late 30’s male, a large Berkshire boar, has a heavy Brooklyn accent, ruthless mobster. He’s very greedy and hates when he doesn’t get fed.
Neptune, early 30’s male, a Hereford swine, with an Irish accent. A disciplined capo.
Tirpitz, early 20’s male, Tamsworth breed, a rookie, Brooklyn accent.
FARMER, PIG, & SHIRLEY HAS ONE SONG
AUDITION LINES:
FarmerMAJOR
Whoa, whoa boy! Settle down. Your getting faster aint’ ya blueberry.
Pig MAJOR
That fat bastard over there. You haven’t fed him in a week.
Shirley MAJOR
(furious)
I hate everything about this place.
Berkshire MINOR
Do whatever you gotta’ do.
Neptune MINOR
We send our regards from Berkshire.
Tirpitz MINOR
Whata’ bout’ the skirt?
EMAIL: charliebucke@gmail.com