BeatyBeaks
09-07-2009, 01:14 PM
A BeatyBeaks
Production:
MIND YOUR OWN BEE'S WAX
This film is based on SNL's first season's skit with the bee's, but modernized. It's about a couple that are dressed in bee's costumes and the wife is pregnant. She goes into labour and that's where the comedy starts.
THE CHARACTERS:
(from order they appear)
Father Bee
Age: 20-35
Characteristics: Smart, but weird, finds himself in awkard situations
Voice: raspy, low
Auditon line: "What are you looking at?" (sarcastically)
Old Lady
Age: 50 and up
Characteristics: Easily annoyed, low temper, but confused
Voice: old, scratchy
Audition line: "Bite me!" (angry/annoyed)
Dr. McDundledeny.......
Age: late 30's - mid 40's
Characteristics: Easily forgetful, Distracted, Arrogant
Voice: Secure, Bold, medium-low
Audition line: "Alright Mrs. Bee, I am ready for you now." (serious/head chief-arrogant)
Nurse
Age: mid 20's - early 30's
Characteristics: Airhead, but still knows what she's talking about
Voice: Alittle nasaly, high
Audition line: "Mrs. Bee, it is gonna hurt. Have you had kids before?" (sincere/serious)
Mrs. Bee
Age: late 20's - late 30's
Characteristics: Easily annoyed, ticked off, because she's pregnant
Voice: loud, medium-high
Audition line: "Okay tell me your real name Joke-Fuck!" (angry/annoyed)
Middle aged man
Age: mid 40's and up
Characteristics: Buffed/biker dude, but gay
Voice: Lisps, high
Audition line: "You are silly!" (giggle like a school girl)
Send me your audition lines at ajbechler@wi.rr.com or if you have Skype, you can skype me. My username is beatybeaks.
Thanks. :57:
Production:
MIND YOUR OWN BEE'S WAX
This film is based on SNL's first season's skit with the bee's, but modernized. It's about a couple that are dressed in bee's costumes and the wife is pregnant. She goes into labour and that's where the comedy starts.
THE CHARACTERS:
(from order they appear)
Father Bee
Age: 20-35
Characteristics: Smart, but weird, finds himself in awkard situations
Voice: raspy, low
Auditon line: "What are you looking at?" (sarcastically)
Old Lady
Age: 50 and up
Characteristics: Easily annoyed, low temper, but confused
Voice: old, scratchy
Audition line: "Bite me!" (angry/annoyed)
Dr. McDundledeny.......
Age: late 30's - mid 40's
Characteristics: Easily forgetful, Distracted, Arrogant
Voice: Secure, Bold, medium-low
Audition line: "Alright Mrs. Bee, I am ready for you now." (serious/head chief-arrogant)
Nurse
Age: mid 20's - early 30's
Characteristics: Airhead, but still knows what she's talking about
Voice: Alittle nasaly, high
Audition line: "Mrs. Bee, it is gonna hurt. Have you had kids before?" (sincere/serious)
Mrs. Bee
Age: late 20's - late 30's
Characteristics: Easily annoyed, ticked off, because she's pregnant
Voice: loud, medium-high
Audition line: "Okay tell me your real name Joke-Fuck!" (angry/annoyed)
Middle aged man
Age: mid 40's and up
Characteristics: Buffed/biker dude, but gay
Voice: Lisps, high
Audition line: "You are silly!" (giggle like a school girl)
Send me your audition lines at ajbechler@wi.rr.com or if you have Skype, you can skype me. My username is beatybeaks.
Thanks. :57: