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Roger
10-15-2008, 02:21 PM
You've guessed it, this is the TMU Birthday thread!

A place to wish other members a happy birthday. Or to share your birthday with us in case we didn't know it.

To start the ball rolling:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIOTT!!! :happybday:

TheFlyingDuDe
10-15-2008, 04:06 PM
happy Birthday sexy! =)

Killian
10-15-2008, 04:09 PM
Happy Birthday! (I tried to find a six pack of midgets for you, but they were a little short.....)


...I'll get me coat... :blink:

Uber
10-15-2008, 04:11 PM
I was gonna order a midget striper, but i was a little short.... happy birthday anyway.

hippieking
10-15-2008, 04:28 PM
Happy Birthday! (I tried to find a six pack of midgets for you, but they were a little short.....)


...I'll get me coat... :blink:


I was gonna order a midget striper, but i was a little short.... happy birthday anyway.

Oh how original Uber :001_tt2:

riott007
10-16-2008, 10:46 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes!

kwistufa
10-16-2008, 11:27 AM
Happy Birthday Hornbag...
I'd send you a present but it's connected to my crotch.
Hope you had a great Day!

Sparky
10-16-2008, 11:34 AM
:happybday:Happy Birthday Riott

and also, Happy Birthday to Oscar Wilde who would be 154 today! :happybday:

Norrie
10-16-2008, 11:47 AM
:happybday:Happy Birthday Riott

and also, Happy Birthday to Oscar Wilde who would be 154 today! :happybday:

Ah, Oscar the Irish Hornbag. A man much maligned by history: as proven by this excerpt from a WW1 diary...

"Perkins (a guard): Oh, your lawyer now, yes sir. Don't you think that might be a bit of a waste of money, sir.

Edmund (Blackadder. For it is he): Not when he's the finest mind in English legal history. Ever heard of Bob Mattingburg?

Perkins: Oh, yes indeed, sir! A most gifted gentleman!

Edmund: I remember Mattingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Mattingburg not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honours list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.

Perkins: There is a job under the prosecution involved, sir.

Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.

Perkins: Oh, butch, Oscar.

Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling pamphlet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". And Mattingburg had him sent down for being a whoopsie."

Sparky
10-16-2008, 11:54 AM
Thats sounds strangely familiar....... I'll have Captain Darling pump you thoroughly in the de-briefing room.

Norrie
10-16-2008, 12:03 PM
baaaaaahh!!!!

[Odd. Won't let me capitalize it!]

Killian
10-16-2008, 12:06 PM
...Flossie....?!