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kwistufa

09-04-2011, 03:15 AM

For some reason the forum won't let me scan you... :ninja:
(Check your profile) ;)

Welcome to TMU. :alucard:

Uber

09-04-2011, 04:26 AM

I don't know what you're on, but I'll buy a kilo. Mon.

6hm

09-11-2011, 03:52 PM

Splendini!!!!

kwistufa

09-12-2011, 06:41 AM

Where is He....!!?? Or She...? :33:

Splendini Indeed!

The Game is Afoot!!! :detective:

goofparade

09-12-2011, 09:57 AM

I believe the full and proper name should read: The Great
Splendini!

thebiz

09-12-2011, 10:22 AM

The Great, Powerful and All Knowing Splendini!!!

Half Wizard of Oz, Half Professor Moriarty. Most amazing TMU member ever.

BudBundysMullet

09-12-2011, 07:40 PM

Splendini is like Big Foot, is it real or a myth?

The search for Splendini continues....:detective:

goofparade

09-14-2011, 01:09 AM

Splendini is like Big Foot, is it real or a myth?

The search for Splendini continues....:detective:

He was at my house tonight... didn't have the money for a taxi so he took the subway right to my place. He sat in the big chair, the leather one..
He explained to me how hard it was to keep his act on the road... making a profit. "Times were tough" he said, maybe it was time to blow this popsicle stand...

finally I dozed off from sheer boredom..

then I vaguely remember putting a Beatles album on .... and dancing in ever smaller concentric circles..

SUPERFRIENDS!!

BudBundysMullet

09-14-2011, 01:32 AM

Maybe Splendini's making his way to TIFF?
Does he have a film out?

SPLENDINI!!!!:taz:

6hm

09-14-2011, 02:31 AM

I think i may have seen the great and powerful Spendini at TIFF.. I think he made all the volunteers turn away and not look at him as he walked by.

SPLENDINI!!!!

BudBundysMullet

09-14-2011, 06:23 PM

I think i may have seen the great and powerful Spendini at TIFF.. I think he made all the volunteers turn away and not look at him as he walked by.

SPLENDINI!!!!

Oh that SPLENDINI, such a priMADONNA!

kwistufa

09-15-2011, 12:36 AM

I heard he was living in an old rundown Theatre in the Lighting fixtures... in a nest made of flyers & electrical wire.

homemadeeye

09-15-2011, 01:09 AM

Whatever or whoever Splendini may be I truly hope they grace us with their presence. Only then will these forums be truly splendid!

6hm

09-15-2011, 02:36 AM

i heard he saves his toe nail clipping incase one day stem cell reseach is advanced enough that the scientists can cure his extremely dry skin

Bezzer

09-15-2011, 04:48 AM

Who do you think would win in a fight between Splendini and Chuck Norris?
I would have to go with Splendini.

thebiz

09-15-2011, 08:13 AM

I know this guy who said he saw Splendini in the supermarket and he was mostly naked and very sweaty and purchasing a lot of tomatoes and paying for them with little yellow plastic bags full of nickles.

JohnnyEx

09-15-2011, 08:39 AM

Dammit my GF is missing, so is my change collection!
She said she was goin to the market...
Dam you Splendini!

ashe5k

09-15-2011, 08:43 AM

Some say he never blinks and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.

Bezzer

09-15-2011, 10:30 AM

Is it true that metallica are supporting splendini on his upcoming tour?

kwistufa

09-15-2011, 03:19 PM

Its incredible how Elusive the Great Splendini can be..
If just one of us could pick up on the trail of Dry Skin flakes in his wake they would lead us to our Man!
Maybe the sweaty appearance is from him rubbing the tomato's over his naked shredding body...?

BudBundysMullet

09-15-2011, 05:35 PM

According to Wikipedia:

Spendini is 20 ft tall,
can wipe out an entire forest with a single bitchslap
and can devour an entire cow in one sitting.

We all know Wikipedia is a reliable source.

JohnnyEx

09-15-2011, 07:41 PM

I smell a movie/ at least reference soon.

thebiz

09-15-2011, 09:23 PM

I smell a movie/ at least reference soon.

Im in talks right now to finalize deal for a "Win a Date with Splendini!!" contest for my next promo thread. Im waiting on his people to get back to mine.

Bezzer

09-17-2011, 09:35 AM

Filming has already begun on the Biopic, 'Splendini - Legend in a second'. Allegedly. Probably.

kwistufa

09-18-2011, 05:56 PM

Filming has already begun on the Biopic, 'Splendini - Legend in a second'. Allegedly. Probably.

Indeed it has..!
Cast & Crew are just waiting upon the Great Splendini to appear.

Where could he be.....? :001_unsure:

Harb40

09-18-2011, 06:55 PM

Indeed it has..!
Cast & Crew are just waiting upon the Great Splendini to appear.

Where could he be.....? :001_unsure:

He? All this time I thought it was a female. Or at least a transexual. :whistling:

kwistufa

09-18-2011, 07:22 PM

He? All this time I thought it was a female. Or at least a transexual. :whistling:

Hmmm.. Your right Harb.
That was an error on my behalf to assume its sex.

I've also heard it can eat Hot Coals. :confused1:

JohnnyEx

09-18-2011, 07:45 PM

Fuckin Splendini...
I'm not entirely convinced he/she aint YOU Kwissy...lol(?)

kwistufa

09-18-2011, 07:56 PM

Fuckin Splendini...
I'm not entirely convinced he/she aint YOU Kwissy...lol(?)

lol... I wish I DID think of Splendini as my user name but alas..

Splendini I aint.

Edit: Besides that, I've just been told your not allowed to have multiple accounts here!

JohnnyEx

09-18-2011, 08:08 PM

You dont think Clive Richards had his mitts in this do you?
That SUMBITCH is likely to be up to shenanigans...
Clive vs. Splendini in the Battle for the Universe!
I gotta pee.

CapitalPicturesForum

09-20-2011, 01:16 AM

Can you imagine if splendini finally comes out on to the forums and see this, he is gonna feel like such a boss. lol :D

6hm

09-20-2011, 02:29 PM

What are you talking about?

SPLENDINI SEES ALL!!!!

kwistufa

09-20-2011, 05:04 PM

What are you talking about?

SPLENDINI SEES ALL!!!!

...and KNOWS All....!!

homemadeeye

09-22-2011, 01:56 AM

and TASTES all...!

6hm

09-22-2011, 02:05 AM

Perhaps he also Smells ALL and that is why he chooses not to hang around these forums

homemadeeye

09-22-2011, 11:49 AM

But Splendini is here. Splendini is omnipresent.

Harb40

09-22-2011, 01:21 PM

Splendini ............ Splendini ............... All hail Splendini

JohnnyEx

09-22-2011, 08:00 PM

Hey Kwis, I heard you had some actual video documentation of the Great One...
Confirm or deny?

goofparade

09-23-2011, 04:22 AM

Hey Kwis, I heard you had some actual video documentation of the Great One...
Confirm or deny?

He smells all, knows all, and most importantly, tastes all... He don't need no stinkin' video documentation!

6hm

09-23-2011, 01:30 PM

Hey Kwis, I heard you had some actual video documentation of the Great One...
Confirm or deny?

why a video like that would be dissected on every conspiracy show and web site just like footage of the Loch ness monster of Big Foot

shidden

09-23-2011, 03:02 PM

one love to arturo bandini... represent.

BudBundysMullet

09-23-2011, 05:14 PM

Hey Kwis, I heard you had some actual video documentation of the Great One...
Confirm or deny?

I believe you can see Splendini in the background of the Big Foot footage.
When I say Big Foot, I mean the monster truck not the hairy mythological creature.

kwistufa

10-03-2011, 04:18 PM

Oh Splendini...

When will you surface.....? :20:

Bezzer

10-03-2011, 04:59 PM

Oh Splendini...

When will you surface.....? :20:

One day...he will come...like a mighty oak tree towering above a withering forest...to save us all from this god forsaken hellhole...ok, enough. You get the picture.

JohnnyEx

10-03-2011, 08:44 PM

Any relation to Isabella Rosselini?
Its a stretch, and also a pic of this beauty.
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn297/johnnyohio/Isabella-1.jpg
Thank me later.

Bezzer

10-04-2011, 09:47 AM

Any relation to Isabella Rosselini?
Its a stretch, and also a pic of this beauty.
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn297/johnnyohio/Isabella-1.jpg
Thank me later.

Splendini Rosselini...wasn't that her second son?
I believe she wasn't overly impressed with the father naming their first, Mussolini.

kwistufa

10-04-2011, 08:52 PM

Splendini Rosselini...wasn't that her second son?
I believe she wasn't overly impressed with the father naming their first, Mussolini.

I believe there could be a third illegitimate Son too..
Mr Cundalini.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g224/kwistufa/public/toecutter12.jpg

JohnnyEx

10-04-2011, 09:14 PM

Hahaha.
What the fuck?!
Laffin wildly!

goofparade

10-12-2011, 01:07 AM

Now Splendini is just starting to piss me off!!!:eek:

kwistufa

10-12-2011, 05:38 AM

Now Splendini is just starting to piss me off!!!

There's No need to be like that GP..
Especially from a Respected Member of the Community such as Yourself!
Whether You like it or not Pal..,
There are People in this Community that look up to you with the Highest Regard & when you go Posting Negative Comments like you did
in the Earlier Post toward the Shy & Mysterious New Community Member 'Splendini' it just doesn't cook man!
What chance NOW have we got of Splendini EVER surfacing...!!? :sweatdrop:

Shame on You GP! :34:
Shame!!

thebiz

10-12-2011, 09:01 AM

GP is all set to get SPLENDINI'D (or would that be Slendinified, or would he simply lay the splendini down on GP's ass?)!

RandomRandall

10-15-2011, 01:32 PM

You know he probably got on here, saw this, and got creeped out and doesn't want to get on anymore. Thats just something to think about. :euro:

Uber

10-15-2011, 01:47 PM

You know he probably got on here, saw this, and got creeped out and doesn't want to get on anymore. Thats just something to think about. :euro:

Relax it's just some fun or a PR stunt.

RandomRandall

10-15-2011, 01:52 PM

Well, I was just saying, I know I would be creeped out. lol

Bezzer

10-15-2011, 02:41 PM

WELCOME RANDOMRANDALL!! this thread is now dedicated to...........just kidding:001_tt2:

kwistufa

10-15-2011, 06:05 PM

Well, I was just saying, I know I would be creeped out. lol

I'd feel rather special knowing all these Lovely Forum Folk are awaiting my first Post..

But seems Splendini doesn't share that feeling..
The introverted twat.

BudBundysMullet

10-15-2011, 07:20 PM

I think I liked this thread better when I thought Splendini was a figment of Kwis' imagination.

Now Splendini is just starting to piss me off!!!:eek:
Don't make goofparade angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!
http://puppsfreestuff.com/files/Hulk1-Transform101fSM.gif

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/BudBundysMullet/Photos/comic%20book/hulk103vsoneeyedmonster.jpg

Grey Dingo

10-17-2011, 08:08 AM

I think I liked this thread better when I thought Splendini was a figment of Kwis' imagination.

Don't make goofparade angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!
http://puppsfreestuff.com/files/Hulk1-Transform101fSM.gif

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/BudBundysMullet/Photos/comic%20book/hulk103vsoneeyedmonster.jpg

What on earth are you talking about? Kwis's imagination?? That WAS Splendini on Conan the other night. I would have sworn.... maybe... um.... possibly.

Yes. Definitely possibly.

I don't know what Splendini looks like, but it resembled him.

Or her.

Where's my drugs?

Harb40

10-18-2011, 04:24 AM

Wait, what? Imagination? NO! Tell me it ain't so.

I was looking forward to welcoming this great Splendini in person (well, as in person as one can get without being in person, if ya know what I mean, I think).

SPLENDINI...........................SPLENDINI..... ............COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE EVER YOU ARE......................................

6hm

10-18-2011, 08:48 PM

What on earth are you talking about? Kwis's imagination?? That WAS Splendini on Conan the other night. I would have sworn.... maybe... um.... possibly

too bad that cant be confirmed or denied because nobody is watching Conan

BudBundysMullet

10-19-2011, 11:28 PM

Conan hasn't been the same without Joel Goddard.

JohnnyEx

10-20-2011, 12:15 AM

Conan hasn't been the same without Joel Goddard.

Or Grace Jones...

BudBundysMullet

10-22-2011, 07:43 PM

http://thereservoirblogs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/the_warriors_david1.jpg

SPLENDINI! ...... Come out to play!

kwistufa

10-26-2011, 06:09 PM

We're still waiting Splendini...

and now we are losing our patience. :nono:

Hurry the fuck up & surface ya lil pussy!!!!

kwistufa

11-02-2011, 05:49 PM

No wonder its taken so long to find anything about (The Great) Splendini..
He's been touring his Travelling Magic Show around the World!
With his Assistant Frederic Focus.

http://vimeo.com/8857564

Well at last now we can all get some sleep safe in the knowledge that he does in fact exist & wasn't a figment of our imaginations... :huh:

I can't wait to see what he conjures up for his 1st post on these Boards though..

Bezzer

12-08-2011, 04:29 PM

Apologies, but there's been a serious lack of anything Splendini related for the past few weeks, so....

HAIL SPLENDINI GODDAMMIT!

Grey Dingo

12-08-2011, 05:40 PM

I was going to keep my peace, as I wasn't sure, but I think he was caught in a couple of news report shots of a Whaling ship being harrassed by a Greenpeace boat...

He was on the whaler. :pinch:

Grey Dingo

12-08-2011, 05:45 PM

Bezzer

12-09-2011, 08:15 AM

http://www.adonisis.com/splendini2010/index.html

.....?

6hm

12-09-2011, 11:20 AM

Spendid!!

kwistufa

12-09-2011, 03:01 PM

http://www.adonisis.com/splendini2010/index.html

.....?

Good LORD!! WTF!!?? lol

Huh??

How'd you even find that Bez...??

Bezzer

12-10-2011, 04:09 PM

How'd you even find that Bez...??

The continuing search for the elusive great one has led us down many dark and dangerous paths Kwistufa...It was early morning...the mist rose and hovered over the lake like a dragon's breath and the frost was crisp and bitter, turning our own breath to ice in the winter air...when suddenly...

meh, I was just shored bitless yesterday mate:-)

6hm

12-11-2011, 09:05 PM

I think Splendini is doing 5 years of hard time for barnyard rape... but that could just be a semi true rumor.

thebiz

12-11-2011, 09:24 PM

I think Splendini is doing 5 years of hard time for barnyard rape... but that could just be a semi true rumor.

Giving or taking?

6hm

12-12-2011, 01:40 AM

Giving or taking?

I think we've all seen the disturbing video evidence.

just more of the same old cock on cock crime

kwistufa

12-12-2011, 04:13 PM

Trust Splendini to be involved in the Sordid World of Underground Cockfighting!!

He never ceases to appall me.

EpicHeart

12-23-2011, 11:52 PM

http://i43.tinypic.com/apboqp.gif

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY SPLENDINI!

(Assuming today is your birthday)

Bezzer

12-24-2011, 04:44 PM

http://i43.tinypic.com/apboqp.gif

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY SPLENDINI!

(Assuming today is your birthday)

Happy (alleged) Birthday from EVERYONE at TMU Splendini:-)
This is (probably) a Joyous day for us and indeed, the world.

May your dream of a peaceful and united universe under your rule be fulfilled (maybe).

EpicHeart

12-24-2011, 06:40 PM

http://i43.tinypic.com/apboqp.gif

happy 30th birthday splendini!

(assuming today is your birthday)

(and assuming you're 29/30)

homemadeeye

12-25-2011, 09:40 AM

Merry Christmas Splendini...or should I say Happy birthday?

6hm

12-25-2011, 12:32 PM

Does this Mean Splendini Is JESUS?!?

EpicHeart

12-25-2011, 01:58 PM

Merry Christmas Splendini...or should I say Happy birthday?

No, his birthday was yesterday. (Maybe)

homemadeeye

12-25-2011, 02:42 PM

It's a cover up! A cover up damnit! Splendini you're not fooling anyone!

I can't wait for the second coming of Splendini.

EpicHeart

12-25-2011, 03:01 PM

It's a cover up! A cover up damnit! Splendini you're not fooling anyone!

I can't wait for the second coming of Splendini.

Who said it was his second coming?? :27:

kwistufa

12-27-2011, 10:34 PM

Does this Mean Splendini Is JESUS?!?

That would explain A LOT!

Although now I'm thinking he is part human/part Insect.

EpicHeart

12-29-2011, 11:52 AM

Despite every other post on this thread.. I have reason to believe that Splendini is a robot. From space.