Having Fun With a Script.

[BenTuttle90]

If you ever wondered what happens if Dr. Suess edits your script or God or Edgar Allen Poe?

My English Professor told the class today about The Shannonizer. (http://www.nightgarden.com/shannon.htm)

It's pretty fun to use.

Before the Shannonizer (From a script I am currently writing)

He used to work in the same company as your father, however he wanted to use the research towards weapons. He left the company and started a terrorist group, he will use any tatic to get his way.


After The Shannonizer (In Edgar Allen Poe)

He used to my face, he will use the company as of my heart! You must not-- and started from dreams of the veriest of agony and would have had always been strange, he will use the spirit of torture which awaited me implore you to get his way!


(In Dr. Suess)

He used to wink and drink pink ink. Will our mother like this trick, he will use the company as of sour gooseberry jam! You must not-- and would have had always been strange, he will use the bottle's on a bottle with their paddles and started from dreams of the bottle's on fifty hippo-heimers!

[asa.oleary123]

lol its fun, i like the Edgar Allen Poe one.

[FredTheDuck]

Had a pop, here's what I got after improvising some random crap....

Original text:
No. No, you're not getting away with that. You think, that after all this time, you can just come back to what used to be your home, and take stuff away as if you're only just leaving? Well, think again, when you moved in, I paid for everything, you couldn't afford it, and now you just...just...waltz back in and hope I don't notice that the toaster's missing? You've got another thing coming, mate...

God
No. No, you're only just leaving? You've got another thing coming, and multiply. Thou shalt not getting away with that the toaster's missing? You've got another thing that. And the earth, my thigh. But if you're not take stuff away as if you're not; and my name of Zelophehad, you can just leaving? You've got another thing coming, that after all manner of blood according to what used to what is the toaster's missing?

Dr Seuss
No. No, you're only just leaving? Well, sir. Say! No. Will our mother like plumbers. By the poodle's eating noodles. No, sir. No. No, mate.... Say! No, I do not getting away as if you sing with that after all this time, chew, think again, said the toaster's missing? Well, funny things are everywhere. You think again, I do not like licorice! What a puddle paddle battle with that after all this bed at those zummers!

Mark Twain
No. No, you're not getting it, I paid for his hand was perfectly lovely the raft and most fainted. Quick! There, I don't notice that. You read about it so he. No, all this money! But it; and take stuff away as I catched my canoe and now you moved in and we knowed about half-past eleven, you're only just born for everything, and tear and now you come back in Ingean Territory going to what I'm a-saying'.


Seriously.... what the hell? :001_tt2:

[Jase180]

Before "My name is Jase180"

Then I chose the God re-write

After "Hey its me":scared::thumbup1::devil::lol:

[Norrie]

Before "My name is Jase180"

Then I chose the God re-write

After "Hey its me":scared::thumbup1::devil::lol:

I heard God did it the other way around – with similar results :biggrin:

[hippieking]

Look what God did to my old script:
scene 1 BLUE SCREEN FAT JOE Hello everyone, and his latest movie I saw was Moby Dick. Thou shalt have hardened his city of Egypt; am I know not murder. Surely thou shalt not covet any time watching that betwixt me out of crap. Surely thou shalt not to these ordinances; am I found The Baggage Boy. So I found The Movies". It was very good. So please don't be smitten down to my son, Are you, that load of his latest movie to these ordinances; am I said: Let my bone and my thigh. Now therefore thy neighbor's house, and the LORD: Let my voice; for the bar. Speak now in thy neighbor's. Thou shalt not covet any thing that load of crap. Carl said hi. Go ye inhabit, thy neighbor's house, and they may be smitten, that he make thess swear by the internet. Thou shalt not to these ordinances; am I mean really how could he said hi. This is the movie Overlay of scarlet, Not you, fell upon him with movies that much. So I decided not to throw up after my time watching that suck that suck that betwixt me out of the avenger of thine ointments than all one day ago when a pomegranate split open, I've made this hippieking guy. Now therefore, thy womb, and multiply. And thou to make movies FAT JOE Hello everyone, until our brother.

Here is Dr. Seuss- (This one is really inaccurate...)
scene 1 BLUE SCREEN FAT JOE Hello, Are you sing with movies FAT JOE Hello everyone, we serve hot dogs, I've made this trick, then I mean really how could he make movies FAT JOE Hello, Are you sing with the internet. What a local Best Buy, funny things are everywhere. Do you like: The Movies". It was all. When tweetle beetles battle with your head? Bleh, Not you chew, then I found a terrible movie-maker. Will our mother like: Hippieking's-did you sing if you see his latest movie? Let's do not like this trick, with movies that much. He said the movie I wanted to wink and that Goo-Goose, I'm a shame! They smell like: The Baggage Boy. And when a taxi...Bastard. So then I couldn't get into a local Best Buy, you. So please don't be like a pet, two fish, in the first film: The Movies". I found The Baggage Boy. By the poodle's eating noodles. So I do not like: The Movies". I said the dark. He said hi. I do not to sing with your truck! Just look! So then I found a mouse is the light of Thing One and drink pink ink. So I do not to sing with movies. Gooey goo for chewy chewing. What a local Best Buy, Not you like plumbers. What a clam or a shame! So I couldn't get into a clam or a man pushed me out of crap.
Here Is Twain
Mark Twain
scene 1 BLUE SCREEN FAT JOE Hello, then I don't be like: The Movies". It was in and took a gang as I catched my breath and Tom put on TMU 2 days after breakfast, and stop spamming the butter?". So I catched my breath and was there. Now here is the internet with your truck! So I kin make movies. Hit seemed like hippieking guy. You prepared to be sentimentering. So then I catched my time watching that load of cutthroats from over in Ingean Territory going to make out of the way he could he was there. We was all kings are mostly rapscallions. Hit seemed like he make out, that's what I'm Joe, and stop spamming the movies. Well, I found her all kings are mostly rapscallions. Hit seemed like he was Moby Dick. Hit seemed like he make my breath and got up behind when a taxi...Bastard. Carl said hi. Quick! So I saw was there. Go for the movie I couldn't get into a man pushed me out, I've made this money! Well, boy? Never hurt nobody, says the raft and had a terrible movie-maker. So then I left feeling unwanted, Whats wrong? Never hurt nobody, with the internet with a good time watching some Security Guards In Space movies that suck that! So I don't fetch him with your truck! So please don't be sentimentering.
Poe!!!
scene 1 BLUE SCREEN FAT JOE Hello everyone, the first movie? Carl said I wanted to name-- of how terrible engine of crap. There was Moby Dick. So I decided to the monster had I found this, mournful and its vast weight-- it was not to waste my heart! You killed my time watching some Security Guards In Space movies. So I dared-- but now the way so I loathed, the first movie I had always deemed them-- sick unto death! So then all sensations appeared swallowed up in flames went down to your truck! You shall. So I shudder to Usher. There was blazing. I wanted to my son, Whats wrong? Bleh, through the internet. The Movies". I mean really how I wanted to shake off---- incumbent eternally upon my time watching that long agony; yet strange, Whats wrong? Carl was now I started from dreams of my first movie? You killed my time watching that much. The Movies". It was on my misery at once, I went utterly out forever, as of unutterable fear to tell people to find the pit. I found The impetuous fury of the story of death with movies that I wanted to find the first movie? Carl was all one of unutterable fear to stop spamming the movies. While, above all, and irrevocable overthrow, through the internet with movies.

[TehPoptartKid]

Funny stuff! :35:

Original text: World war two was like hell, but, without the lawyers.

Translation: God: World War Two nations are like a wife for the lawyers. Two was like!

TPK

[Orky]

LOL!!!!!!!! I took this from the introduction of SOTS and got some absolutely hillarious results (The Doctor Suess one almost actually makes sense in some places!)

Original text:

The guy you see here is me: Dale Cooper, 45 years of age, top-ranking agent of the Liastrian Intellegence Agency. Or, I used to be...Before she turned. "Forced retirement"...That's what they called it...Five years cooped up in this dump, living the rest of my life out on the bottle; staring at those pictures, remembering those memories....To remember it is one thing, the past. Memories - They hurt, sure, but you learn to live with them. It was a thing of the past - A thing I had been content to try and forget by drowning myself in booze. I knew I'd never forget - But I tried all the same. I was done for - my career was over, my heart was broken. One guy amongst billions, another face in the crowd who no one knew. But now it's over. It's all over. She put a bullet in me - now it's my turn. I'm coming for you, Natasha - I've been waitin' five years, and now the chance has finally came...It's over. It's all over.


Dr. Seuss:

The guy you chew, with heads in me- now it's my little car with their plumbing, I had been waitin five years, remembering those memories....To remember it is me- But I do not one little car with them! Say! For birthday lunch, and now the Goo-Goose is me- But I do tricks with paddles in the dark. Gooey goo for- But I knew. Say! I was broken. Oh dear! Oh dear! No, not like this dump, sir, living the chance has finally came...It's over. Then pile the rest of a bullet in this dump, another face in booze. A thing I do not like pickled limburger cheese! Just look! That's what that Goo-Goose is chewing! Made of my career was broken. By the past- They smell like my life out of peppermint cucumber sausage-paste butter! What a puddle paddle battle in their paddles in booze. It's all the crowd who no good.. Do you like this bed all night. Thank goodness I'm coming for you sing if you like a bullet in me: Dale Cooper, sir. Or, top-ranking agent of age, and drink pink ink.

Lewis Carrol:

The guy you, but you please. One guy amongst billions, but you see a night-cap. Oh, the claws that grand? She ca'n't do sums! It is me- my son! Callay! What tremendously easy riddles you ask! Speak roughly to annoy, my life out on the bottle; staring at those memories....To remember it is a thing when he knows it only to be...Before she turned. Oh, I daresay you'll see a thing I cannot endure! He chortled in this dump, I had been waitin five years, my arms, rather vexed. It was done for fiddle-de-dee? shouted the frumious Bandersnatch! He sought the same. Ridiculous, my life out on a cravat from a thing, with them. That's very inconvenient habit of flame, top-ranking agent of the claws that bite, the French for fiddle-de-dee? Lend her your temper, to turn. That's very inconvenient habit of treacle. Very! He left it teases. Memories- A dear little boy, the rest of treacle. You sha'n't be beheaded!, the wabe, my arms, sure, wringing her your nightcap.

God:

The guy you, 45 years cooped up in booze. It's all manner of thine ointments than all over.. I had been content to be...Before she turned. Thou shalt not commit adultery. One guy amongst billions, remembering those memories....To remember it is one knew I'd never forget by drowning myself in me- A thing I had been content to live with them. Verily, that he said: Dale Cooper, 45 years of the earth, clothed in me. Forced retirement"...That's what is the God in vain; for I had been waitin five years of age, thy dead. Memories- But I my people go beyond the past- my son of thine ointments than all over. Speak now in me: Let my people go beyond the crowd who no other gods before me- But if the avenger of the same. Forced retirement"...That's what is that is one knew. Verily, living the Liastrian Intellegence Agency. Thou shalt not; staring at any time go, and forget- now the past. Be fruitful, but you, but you, nor his heart, thy neighbor's house, and forget by drowning myself in the bottle; then the spirit of the chance has finally came...It's over.

- Orky