What will it take to get you to listen to the Pengvin Crossing?

[kingpengvin]

Before you answer let me cut the following clever remarks off first...

1) No neither Doc nor King will be replaced.
2) No we will not "be funny" or "funnier"
3) We will not pay you.
4) We will not add more sexy situations.... but if we get paid enough we may reconsider. (besides Doc is sexy enough in his own mind)
5) WE will not surgically plant your head into your ass.
6) We will not perform any sexual acts ... for exceptions see point 4
7) We will not go @#$@ ourselves nor perform any unatural pervers acts on ourselves.. (see points 6 and 4)
8) No! no more Monk....

Ok now you go ahead and be clever...:D
Thanks

[Dulci]

Any chance of dirty talk from Doc?

[themonk]

You could have more monk... oh damn... Hit with a preemptive strike!

[kingpengvin]

Any chance of dirty talk from Doc?

Absolutely... we're working on it right now.

[6hm]

just a crazy thought...
start the show when humans are awake

[riott007]

Saturday is a bad day for a lot of people.

[Nugget]

Involve pie. I shall be there.

[docontheweb]

Any chance of dirty talk from Doc?
I'm thinking we could make that like a 5 minute segment, or better yet I'll propose it as a late night show to Ken, 'Dirty Talk with Doc'. It's gold! If that doesn't chase away TMOA listeners I just don't know what will...Perhaps Ken will use the segment when he wants to kill the station off. :p



just a crazy thought...
start the show when humans are awake
Six! I have not seen ya in awhile. Good to find you about. The problem with that is if we switched out time segment all non-humans we cater to would be disappointed. Besides those episodes where I'm on, hungover, and barely awake wouldn't exist if we were on later...and whats the fun in that?


Saturday is a bad day for a lot of people.
Hell, it's even bad for us. Just listen to any show. Of course we do have the download. Granted you don't get to talk about how much the show sucks live with all the other listeners...but you'll still get the overall experience(i.e. nausea, headaches, severe back pain)


Involve pie. I shall be there.

Get your head out of the gutter young man! :rolleyes: An all pie show may get us kicked off the air. However, stay tuned for the drunken ramblings of the two year show...then pie may move to the forefront. Unless of course you mean the dessert pie. Then of course! Well get working on it.

[Nugget]

Get your head out of the gutter young man! :rolleyes: An all pie show may get us kicked off the air. However, stay tuned for the drunken ramblings of the two year show...then pie may move to the forefront. Unless of course you mean the dessert pie. Then of course! Well get working on it.

... I'm both intrigued and disturbed by the idea of a non-edible pie. Google will provide, and likely disturb. But yes, I mean pie like steak or apple or cherry or pork! Not all at once, that sounds like a Sal's Pie.

[Tremblett]

Start cooking with Cheese :D

[Jase180]

I do listen to the show when I get a chance, because it never fails to make me laugh. That said, I think the format is hit and miss. When its funny, its dead on hi-larious. When is drags out..well...I go watch the Kroft Super Stars cause Marshall Will and Holly and that H.R. puffinstuff sure do get into hiflyin hi-jinks.

I dunno, you have a core bunch of listeners, what do you wanna change?

[BiggsTrek]

Saturday is a bad day for a lot of people.

That's my thing with it, too. Saturday I rarely tune into any shows...

[Kit06]

What would make me listen to the Pengiven crossing? Well that's a hard one, how about free drinks for all?

[Nahton]

Here are some suggestions:

1) A low-carb version of the show.
2) More Pengvin, less crossing.
3) This Week's Special Guest: Nahton!

Seriously, you are probably aiming to get more live listeners and I have trouble listening to any of the show's live. I am a big downloader however, and I load TMOA shows onto my iPod and listen to them on the go. I have downloaded and listened to some episodes and as Jase mentioned they can be hit or miss. But hey, it's comedy and that kind of comes with the territory.

Here is my question. If I was going to dip my foot back into the Pengvin Crossing waters what one show would you recommend I listen to in order to hear you guys at your best?

I do think you and Doc are tremendously talented Voice actors.
(No this isn't sucking up to make suggestion # 3 happen)

[Roger]

Since your hiatus, the Pengvin Crossing has returned to form. I have always enjoyed the show. But when you guys are focused and enjoying the show, then so are the listeners. When you are not enjoying it, then there is something missing.

I love themed shows, they work very well. I also like the characters, maybe bringing in a few new ones would help to.

Having extra people in like Murphy Kid, Monk, rposhard and whoever for additions to the comedy is always good as well. But the most important thing is Doc and King, you guys have made me laugh so many times!

As for Doc doing the sexy talk thing. I suggest he sends Dulci a personal recording, so she can enjoy it at her own leisure! ;)

[Tarison]

Go back to your roots. A few months ago, I was listening to the show, and because you guys weren't available, Ken played an old show. It was the best one you'd ever had, imho. It beat the pants off of most shows.

[kingpengvin]

Go back to your roots. A few months ago, I was listening to the show, and because you guys weren't available, Ken played an old show. It was the best one you'd ever had, imho. It beat the pants off of most shows.


I have no Idea what our roots are....:blushing:

I mean we've basically always played loose and off the cuff. Sometimes we fall flat or flounder a bit. However I'm not sure if I can even nail down what it is we do right or wrong aside from a vague feeling after a show is done.

BTW thanks for those who have contributed. We did answer a few on last weeks show.
Though Doc doesn't think I read these... HAA

[JohnnyEx]

How 'bout telling folks what time and date the show comes on sir?

[Roger]

How 'bout telling folks what time and date the show comes on sir?
Every Saturday Noon ET/5pm UK.

[hippieking]

I have idea send a crocodile to space. It is :offtopic: but, you will now have an crocodile in space :18:

[Fospherous]

It's a great show... :)

[Howitzer]

I've just started listening to this show on download - Great stuff! Keeps me smilin' at work :)